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May 8, 2012 3:02pm UTC

One Direction Fact #16
Niall takes a lot of videos and pictures so he never
forgets the memories of one direction

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Skysfalling99
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May 7, 2012 9:02pm UTC

Making random noises when your home alone and thinking if anyone ever heard you they would put you in a mental institution.

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erica3698
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May 7, 2012 10:11pm UTC

shut the door,
turn the lights off, I wanna be with you.
I wanna be your love.
I wanna lay beside you.
I cannot hide this, even though I try ♥

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ooboomonster
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 10:44pm UTC

people: you're ugly
me: cool
people: you're stupid
me: cool
people: i hate you
me: I don't care
people: One Direction can't sing
me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run

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dearoceantown*
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 9:32pm UTC

That Amazing
Moment When
He texts you FIRST
nmf/follow for a follow

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you_are_so_beautiful
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 9:02pm UTC

Did You Ever Notice #2:
Jenna Marbles hasn't EVER had ONE video without saying the F word at least twice?
♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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DiNoLoVe
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 8:32pm UTC

Laughing for 15 seconds adds 2 days to your life span
so if i laugh all the time, will I become immortal?
nmq/nmfFomatsForYou

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brispiin*
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 8:01pm UTC

i've always wanted to be one of those people who really didn't care
much about what people thought about them; but i just don't
think i am.
-harry styles-
fave this if this broke your heart </3

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yvette97
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 9:10pm UTC

What if there was a witty convention....
Where all wittians would get together for a day & finally meet in person.
We would play games & eat & talk.
I can finally meet the people who kept me going everyday.
I would definetley go.
Would you?

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hockeygurl17
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 9:22pm UTC

Dear shaving commercials,
Please stop shaving already hairless legs. If you want impress us shave a gorilla.
Sincerely, the world.

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Ever since
I found Witty
&+
One Direction
My grades went in One Direction
and it wasn't up

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_ItsCat_
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 8:39pm UTC

Stop destroying our planet!
its where i keep all my stuff...

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Tayloriscool
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May 8, 2012 8:39pm UTC

Dear facewash commercials,
Nobody splashes water on their face like that...
Sincerely my sopping wet floor..

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loveyoux10000
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 8:40pm UTC

Rember playing school and now were just like, ewhhh school!

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hanzoo346
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May 8, 2012 8:40pm UTC

Even if he says something that's not that funny...
I still laugh, really hard.

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Missyou
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May 8, 2012 8:33pm UTC

Am I the only one who thought that the little green face saying witty was unavailable was extreamly adorable? (:

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I_Rock
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 8:33pm UTC

Hannah Montana: Nobody's perfect!
Me: ....
Selena Gomez: Who says your not perfect?
Me: Uhh, Hannah...
Jessie J: No, No, No, No, No, No, No nobody's perfect no!
Me: What? But they just said-
Pink: Your f**king perfect!
Me: I'm confused. Who do i believe -.-
Nmf

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yousacutiee6969
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 8:24pm UTC

In Every Scary Movie,
The victim is like,
" H e l l o ? "
As if the killer is gonna say,
" Y e a h I ' m i n t h e k i t c h e n, w a n t a s a n d w i c h? "
nmf

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egirl1484
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February 7, 2012 5:48pm UTC

░░░░
When you find out
another girl likes your crush...
oh, it's on (;
Format by Sandrasaurus

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