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1. eatxsleepxsports
   posted a quote
   August 26, 2011 10:56pm UTC
   You Might Be A Redneck If
   The Billboard That Says "Say no to crack" Reminds You To Pull Up Your Jeans
   
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2. eatxsleepxsports
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2011 12:23pm UTC
   F.i.n.e.
   FREAKED OUT
   INSECURE
   NEUROTIC
   EMOTIONAL
   
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3. eatxsleepxsports
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2011 11:39am UTC
   Hate:
   When your boyfriend stands next you
   holding your hand
   and his head slowly turns
   and checks out that hot girl that just walked by
   in the most revealing outfit in the world.
   Then he turns to his best friend
   and they both stare together.
   UMM HELLO I'M STILL STANDING RIGHT HERE!!
   
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4. eatxsleepxsports
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2011 4:51pm UTC
   ThatAwkwardMomentWhen
   You loose your phone and u stand in silence
   'till it vibrates
   
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5. eatxsleepxsports
   posted a quote
   November 22, 2010 12:23am UTC
   Remember...
   those days we spent together, those songs we sang together. Remember those late nights talking about guys. Remember sneaking out in the middle of a blizzard. Remember the secrets and the inside jokes? Of course not, you never cares about friendship, you were fake the entire time, you just cared about that guy. the entire time you just used me....
   
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6. eatxsleepxsports
   posted a quote
   August 17, 2010 10:55am UTC
   Best Guy Friend: Hey Whats up?
   Me: nothing what you doing?
   Best Guy Friend: playing call of duty...
   Me: so i havnt talk to you in a month and you remember to text me when your killing people?
   Best Guy Friend: ummm yeah i guess so
   Me: are you trying to tell me you want me dead?
   Best Guy Friend: ......i love you...
   Me: (lock my door) i really hope so
   i hate cod
   
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7. eatxsleepxsports
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2010 11:46pm UTC
   I understand how:
   Scissors beats Paper And Rock beats Scissors
   But there is
   NO FREAKING WAY
   Rock beats Paper
   In real life my rock would tear the living crap outta your paper.
   so next time someone claims they have beaten my rock with their paper i will bunch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say
   "so ha..rock beats paper"
   
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8. eatxsleepxsports
   posted a quote
   December 12, 2009 1:59pm UTC
   Love me
   or
   Hate me:
   hey where is everybody
   going!!
   
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9. eatxsleepxsports
   posted a quote
   December 12, 2009 1:56pm UTC
   Suicide
   is a way of telling
   god
   you cant fire me
   I QUIT!
   
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10. eatxsleepxsports
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2009 1:53pm UTC
    ♥I wanna kiss you between the ears♥
    
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11. eatxsleepxsports
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2009 1:53pm UTC
    a break up is like a broken mirror.</3
    </3 It's better to leave it broken then hurt your self to fix it
    
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12. eatxsleepxsports
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2009 1:50pm UTC
    Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
    wisdom is NOT putting it in a fruit salad
    
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