Best Guy Friend: Hey Whats up?

Me: nothing what you doing?

Best Guy Friend: playing call of duty...

Me: so i havnt talk to you in a month and you remember to text me when your killing people?

Best Guy Friend: ummm yeah i guess so

Me: are you trying to tell me you want me dead?

Best Guy Friend: ......i love you...

Me: (lock my door) i really hope so




i hate cod