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  1. CKTPA CKTPA
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2011 6:42am UTC
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  2. CKTPA CKTPA
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2011 1:07pm UTC
    Falling in love is only half of what I want
    Staying in love with you forever is the other.

  3. AnchorChasing AnchorChasing
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 12:42pm UTC
    I laugh at boys that work at
    SUBWAY
    Cause they have to make me a sandwich.

  4. xxlovexx21 xxlovexx21
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    March 15, 2011 7:23pm UTC
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  6. dancechica97 dancechica97
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2011 11:20am UTC
    What's the difference
    between a pregnant lady
    and a light bulb?
    You can unscrew a light bulb.(;
    click the ♥ if you get it

  7. latinababy1122 latinababy1122
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    ihateitwhen;
    someone texts me at 3 in the morning saying "what's up?"
    "oh nothing, just about to take my turtle on a walk"
    what the f●●k do you think i'm doing?
    imsleeping!

  8. iwrotethisforyou iwrotethisforyou
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 9:20pm UTC
    Dear Boys,
    p l e a s e s e n d u s r a n d o m t e x t s t h a t s a y ,
    " h a y b e a u t i f u l : ) "
    because they make us smile.
    p l e a s e w a l k u p b e h i n d u s
    a n d g i v e u s s u r p r i s e h u g s .
    because they make our heart flutter.
    p l e a s e w h i s p e r i n o u r e a r t h a t y o u l o v e u s
    b e f o r e y o u k i s s u s g o o d n i g h t .
    because you know that you do♥

  9. alexisloveswho77 alexisloveswho77
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 5:54pm UTC
    Todays one of those days.
    Those days when you don't want to be bothered.
    You don't want to talk to anyone. Not even your best friend.You just wanna be alone and think.
    Anyone else have those days?

  10. chris5133 chris5133
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2011 10:19am UTC
    there's this girl at my school who fell in love with a boy who loved her back but had cancer. three months into her relationship, he had to move away and died a little later from his illness. a little while ago, a white, unmarked letter showed up on her desk and it was from him, telling her he loves her and she will be okay. true story.

  11. chris5133 chris5133
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2011 9:58am UTC
    IM SO GANGSTA I CARRY A SQUIRT GUN.

  12. DrBenDover DrBenDover
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    February 21, 2011 8:22pm UTC
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  13. DrBenDover DrBenDover
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 12:34pm UTC
    True love doesn't consist of holding hands.
    I t c o n s i s t s o f h o l d i n g h e a r t s .

  14. Echo_741 Echo_741
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    February 14, 2011 6:23pm UTC
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  15. 9yeres 9yeres
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    ** * * * * * ** **
    10 minutes of makeup.
    3 minutes to try to squeeze into skinny jeans.
    30 minutes of straightening hair.
    2 minutes to cool down the burn you just got from your straightener.
    2 more minutes to re-apply eyeliner.
    6 minutes of looking in the mirror making sure you look good.
    2 minutes to brush teeth.
    20 minutes to get to school.
    5 minutes to get to class and sit down..
    3 seconds to look over at your desk and realize...
    You're absent.
    I just wasted 1 hour, 20 minutes, and 3 seconds for you....
    And you're not here
    ** * * * * * ** **

  16. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2011 6:38pm UTC
    Dear Hand Sanitizer,
    Can't touch this.
    Sincerely, the 0.1% germ

  17. DrBenDover DrBenDover
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2011 6:01pm UTC
    Valentine's Day
    is just another Monday to me.

  18. Emilyiscool28 Emilyiscool28
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2011 7:15pm UTC
    That REALLY
    hot guy
    you see in a
    random place
    but will never
    see again.
    </3


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  20. uflipmyxflop32 uflipmyxflop32
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2011 9:46pm UTC
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