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chris5133

1. chris5133
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   March 5, 2011 2:01pm UTC
   tickle mah pickle
   
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2. chris5133
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   March 3, 2011 3:01pm UTC
   me: Knock, knock!
   my best friend, jack: who's there!?
   me: boo!!
   Jack: boo who??
   me: dont cry!! ur not that ugly! (even though u are :P)
   anyone else love best friends u can do this to?? :)
   
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3. chris5133
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   March 3, 2011 2:56pm UTC
   i'm lonely... will someone talk to me? :(
   
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4. chris5133
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   February 22, 2011 10:19am UTC
   there's this girl at my school who fell in love with a boy who loved her back but had cancer. three months into her relationship, he had to move away and died a little later from his illness. a little while ago, a white, unmarked letter showed up on her desk and it was from him, telling her he loves her and she will be okay. true story.
   
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5. chris5133
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   February 22, 2011 10:05am UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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6. chris5133
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   February 22, 2011 10:02am UTC
   shake it like a saltshaker=)
   
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7. chris5133
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   February 22, 2011 10:00am UTC
   REACH OUT AND TOUCH SOMEONE.
   ..... NO, NOT THERE!
   
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8. chris5133
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   February 22, 2011 9:58am UTC
   IM SO GANGSTA I CARRY A SQUIRT GUN.
   
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9. chris5133
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   February 22, 2011 9:55am UTC
   i try to take things one day at a time but, sometimes, several days attack me at once... =/
   
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10. chris5133
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    February 22, 2011 9:54am UTC
    lousy pick-up line #42- "So... ur a girl, huh...?"
    
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11. chris5133
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    February 21, 2011 4:58pm UTC
    it's obvious my heart beats for you- So Obvious by runner runner
    
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12. chris5133
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    February 21, 2011 4:55pm UTC
    we wont say our goodbyes... we know it's better that way. we wont break, we wont die, it's just a moment of change- All We Are by Onerepublic
    
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13. chris5133
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    February 21, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    comment the name of your favorite candy! candy=love
    
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14. chris5133
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    February 21, 2011 4:49pm UTC
    dear a,
    i will always love you.
    sincerely, me
    
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15. chris5133
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    February 21, 2011 4:48pm UTC
    dont take life too seriously... no one gets out alive anyway
    
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16. chris5133
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    February 21, 2011 4:44pm UTC
    guys hurt too, you know.
    
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17. chris5133
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    February 21, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    for all you depressed girls out there, know that, sure, alot of guys are dicks, but you won't know you've met the right guy until you've gone through all the dicks :) you're prince charming is out there
    
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