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Member Since: 22 Jan 2011 07:38pm

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T h i s I s H e r e F o r
A R e a s o n .
Many of my quotes are my own, so don't jock;
even some of the ones I haven't labeled.

I'm a dude but I enjoy making
quotes for the ladies. (:

http://www.youtube.com/JakeTheJellyBean

B e f o r e Yo u
A s s u m e . . .
I use a separate website to fade my text
for my quotes; I don't take from others.

If you're going to use my format for quotes,
please give some credit, 'kay?

CREDIT

DrBenDover
posted a quote
February 26, 2011 1:00pm UTC

KindeRgArteN.
When teachers didn't care about our handwriting.

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DrBenDover
posted a quote
February 26, 2011 12:34pm UTC

True love doesn't consist of holding hands.
I t c o n s i s t s o f h o l d i n g h e a r t s .

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DrBenDover
posted a quote
February 26, 2011 12:09pm UTC

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir.
Once given, never forgotten;
never let it disappear.

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DrBenDover
posted a quote
February 25, 2011 10:25pm UTC

Labels are for soup cans, not for people.

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DrBenDover
posted a quote
February 25, 2011 10:07pm UTC

The worst time to have a heart attack
i s d u r i n g a g a m e o f c h a r a d e s .

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DrBenDover
posted a quote
February 25, 2011 9:39pm UTC

So sweet,
I can hardly speak;
due to such trauma
in my teeth.
But your body language
is telling me that
you're worth
the pain.

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DrBenDover
posted a quote
February 21, 2011 9:13pm UTC

A birthday is when people set your dessert on fire
and everyone stands around laughing and smiling while you desperately try to blow it out.

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DrBenDover
posted a quote
February 21, 2011 8:58pm UTC

Love is like two people holding a rubber band.
They pull, then when one person lets go, it's the other person who held on who gets hurt.

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DrBenDover
posted a quote
February 21, 2011 8:22pm UTC

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DrBenDover
posted a quote
February 21, 2011 7:57pm UTC

After smiling for too long,
m y c h e e k s s t a r t t o t w i t c h .

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DrBenDover
posted a quote
February 21, 2011 7:39pm UTC

Maybe i f I'm lay i ng under my
cover s and not respond i ng t o you,
I' 'm t r y i n g t o s l e e p .

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DrBenDover
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February 21, 2011 6:48pm UTC

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DrBenDover
posted a quote
February 21, 2011 6:16pm UTC

Well I was thirsty,
u n t i l I s a w y o u m o l e s t t h e w a t e r f o u n t a i n w i t h y o u r m o u t h .

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DrBenDover
posted a quote
February 21, 2011 6:08pm UTC

I'm holding on to the pain
because it's all I have left.

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DrBenDover
posted a quote
February 21, 2011 5:45pm UTC

Mr. Krabs should just ask Pearl to eat Plankton.

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DrBenDover
posted a quote
February 21, 2011 5:30pm UTC

Have you ever wondered
what clique your teachers were in and how they looked in high school?

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DrBenDover
posted a quote
February 21, 2011 5:07pm UTC

Whenever the teacher says to count off by fours,
there's always one kid who says 'five'.

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DrBenDover
posted a quote
February 21, 2011 4:32pm UTC

We all have that one family member
we really don't like.

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DrBenDover
posted a quote
February 20, 2011 6:52pm UTC

He said : I don't know why you wear
a bra, you've got nothing to put in it.
She said: You wear pants, don't you?

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DrBenDover
posted a quote
February 20, 2011 5:37pm UTC

All the things that I used to say,
all the things that got in the way;
all the things that I used to know
have gone out the window.

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