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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 5:18pm UTC

"Actually, it's *you're :)" said the teenage white girl. That's all she needed.
The argument was won and she was the victor. Her opponent on the other side of the argument fell onto their knees in defeat as they were banished to the shadow realm.

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Cammie
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 2:07pm UTC

There's always that one song that
plays way too loud and scares the hell out of you.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 2:43am UTC

one
day
you
will
have
to
stop
hating
who
you
are

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 2:36am UTC

my ex told me I would never do better than him.
I guess it's real hard to find someone who is a cheater and an as.hole with a small p.enis, menial job, no bank account and a criminal history.

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Lauren🌸*
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 11:47am UTC

I keep saying "I'm as single as a pringle" in my head, but really pringles aren't single. they're even constantly spooning. what a slutty crisp.

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kristabff
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 5:36pm UTC

Me: ~Bombs a test~
Me: ~Is arrested for terrorism~

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spence*
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 4:32pm UTC

In 7th grade I went to the movies with a boy and in the middle
of it he was like "do you wanna kiss" and I was like
"Excuse me" and he pulled a bag a hershey's kisses out of his coat
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A GOOD BACKUP PLAN THAT IS?

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kristabff
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 5:33pm UTC

I love those cookies that have
both dark and white chocolate chips because the combination is extremely tasteful and also it's not r.a.cist

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kristabff
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 5:41pm UTC

I ship me and food.
Or rather, I chip me and food.
get it because like potato chips go with the food thing
yeah i'm not funny bye

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 2:40am UTC

ok "mom" if that's your real name

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 2:48am UTC

someone online: *calls me cute*
me: *surprised
me: *wiggles awkwardly*
me: *pulls hoodie drawstrongs*
me: * scrunches into down comforter*
me: *blushes for ten minutes*
me: *peeks out*
me: no u

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 2:45am UTC

it takes me 10 seconds to write my text
and 4 minutes to decide which emoji that I think best goes with it

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