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  1. j3susfr3ak j3susfr3ak
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    LETS PLAY YES OR NO.
    RULES: You can only say yes once & no once.
    Are you beautiful _____... Are you lying? ____.
    Just some inspirational quotes to make your day(:
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  2. legit7 legit7
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    You don't know you're beautiful.
    Cookiedoughformats

  3. xSxMxIxLxEx xSxMxIxLxEx
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 4:11pm UTC
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    That awkward moment when the weirdest kid at school has a girlfriend, and you're still forever alone...
    .
    ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌

  4. foreverandalways0618 foreverandalways0618
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    does anyone else wonder what the guy who talks on disney channel looks like?

  5. legit7 legit7
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    &sometimes all you need is
    a carton of ben&jerry's, tissues, a good movie and
    a best friend who's always there.
    nm.nmf

  6. softball0923 softball0923
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    One Direction Quote
    "After Niall met Justin Bieber
    I had to take him out of the
    studio so he could scream"
    ~Harry Styles

  7. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    you can always tell
    when nialI horan is
    confused :p

  8. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 6:27pm UTC
    One Direction things#184
    I'm a drug addict and I take Tomlibacco, Styleroids, Malikjuana, Payne Killers and Horoin.
    YES.

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  9. StarMoonSun87 StarMoonSun87
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 1:45pm UTC
    Adele... why don't you just set fire to my school instead of the rain.
    Just a thought...

  10. AerilynLilyoh AerilynLilyoh
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    Shot me out of the sky
    You're my kryptonite


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. cheergirlnatti cheergirlnatti
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 10:46am UTC
    Survey (just curious);
    Fave if you like Justin Bieber.
    Comment if you like One Direction.

  13. julie14472 julie14472
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    Dear Cancer,
    She's winning.
    i l ove you emma♥
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  14. WeirdFacts WeirdFacts
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 8:03am UTC
    Weird Facts #06
    A strawberry is not an actual berry, but a banana is.

    should i make a series?
    nmf/nmq

  15. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    One Direction things#182
    Louis: The story was, i think it was some sort of bloody sheep...
    All the other boys: IT WAS A COW
    Louis: so it was a cow that was making a noise like, you know how cows do,
    All: MOOOOOO!!
    Zayn: IT SOUNDED LIKE A PERSON
    Liam: it really sounded like a person!
    Louis: Liam being the heroic man that he is and was, decided that he would go out there and save this "man" which was in fact a cow. He hopped over the gate to the fields at Harry's step dads place
    Liam *Le cover face*
    Louis: and he kinda looked around an shouted
    "HELLO, HELLO DOES ANYONE NEED ANY HELP!"
    *Laughter*
    Zayn: what about when i got the stick, wrapped a cloth around it and lit it on fire...
    Louis: Zayn thought he was Tarzan
    Zayn: i was indiana JONESS!!
    Harry: it was completeley dark and liam was on the fence like
    "IS ANYBODY OUT THERE"
    Niall: The best bit was, so Liam was going to take on a murderer down the field and a horse comes running at me in the dark.....
    *Laughter*
    ......
    Liam: atleast im willing to help someone... that's the moral of the story :')
    :
    LMFAO yes Liam... yes :')
    OMG I LOVE THESE BOYS SO MUCH!
    http://bit.ly/HsjL7Z <- Watch this video here :D

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  16. The_Drama_Girl The_Drama_Girl
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    going in the pool:
    ready,we'll jump in together on
    1,2,3
    both of you run up to the pool
    then watching your friend jump in alone.
    we all do it.

  17. hopelessromantic33 hopelessromantic33
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 11:27am UTC
    Friend: I'm sorry, but Josh Hutcherson is just really ugly. almost as ugly as Justin Bieber.
    Me: .
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Cop: So you're friend just fell out of the window, in to the back of a pick up truck and the person driving just drove away to Canada?
    NMF

  18. rissa7373 rissa7373
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    The Tooth Fairy
    Taught kids to sell their body parts for money.
    Blame her for prostitution.

  19. KenzieKenz KenzieKenz
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    iGo One Direction
    Carly: Okay, so what are we going to do about this?
    Freddie: Uh, I know what might motivate Harry to get out of bed and back on stage . . .
    Sam: You think I should work him over with the buttersock?
    Carly: You know, I really really don't
    Zayn: Did she say butter sock?
    Liam: Is that a sock?
    Louis: Full of butter?
    Freddie: Do you guys want to hear my idea?
    Niall: Does it involve the butter sock?
    Freddie: No!

  20. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 11:00am UTC
    One Direction things#178
    Zayn: How can you not love Niall?
    He's like a teddy bear you press its tummy and it says "I love Bieber"

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