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Korilakkuma
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October 7, 2012 5:11pm UTC

Teacher: Come on you guys! You did this in 6th grade!
Me: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night. ._.

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bkewl
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October 6, 2012 8:50am UTC

the stupidest thing somebody could say.... "i found this thing at the dollar tree for like a dollar." o.O

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heyitscooper
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October 4, 2012 3:58pm UTC

Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.

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CalmDownCurly
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October 4, 2012 4:28pm UTC

When life gives you lemons,
Take them.
Because free stuff is cool.

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isitonlyme
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October 4, 2012 6:00pm UTC

Them: (says something offensive) but no offense.
Me: OH THANK GOD YOU SAID NO OFFENSE.. I mean, if you didn't it might have been offensive.

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Lover_of_1D
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October 4, 2012 6:10pm UTC

Procrastinator? No. I just wait till the last second to do my homework because I will be older, therefore wiser
NMQ

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ForeverHidingBehindASmile
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October 4, 2012 6:15pm UTC

Throwing ice at people because they need to chill.

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bananagirl43
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October 4, 2012 6:25pm UTC

When i wake up in the middle of the night to pee...
AVOID ALL MIRRORS
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Airplane engine makes sudden noise.....
I LIVED A GOOD LIFE
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Hear thumps while in the shower.......
YOUR WHOLE FAMILY IS BEING KILLED AND YOUR NEXT
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Turns light off before going to bed........
OMG RUN BEFORE THE DEMONS GET YOU
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Elevator door dosnt open immediatly open....
TRAPPED FOREVER
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Realize its too quiet. Wheres everyone?....
OH GOD ZOMBIES

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jellybean1234
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September 27, 2012 8:47pm UTC

Happy Birthday, Google!
Thank you for helping me through virtually all of my assignments!

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