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Lover_of_1D

1. Lover_of_1D
   posted a quote
   October 21, 2012 2:29pm UTC
   To perverts, we're sexy.
   To adults, we're cute.
   To relatives, we're adorable.
   To dumbasses, we're fine.
   To each other, we're pretty.
   To gentlemen, we're gorgeous.
   To the right guys, we're beautiul.
   But to ourselves, we're ugly as f/ck.
   NMQ/NMF
   
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2. Lover_of_1D
   posted a quote
   October 4, 2012 6:10pm UTC
   Procrastinator? No. I just wait till the last second to do my homework because I will be older, therefore wiser
   NMQ
   
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3. Lover_of_1D
   posted a quote
   September 30, 2012 8:11pm UTC
   QUESTION:Did you know the Iphone 5 helps you lose weight???????????
   ANSWER: Because after you buy it you cant afford food for the next 5 months.
   
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4. Lover_of_1D
   posted a quote
   September 29, 2012 5:40pm UTC
   If Cinderella's shoes fit then
   Why did it fall off??
   
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5. Lover_of_1D
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2012 7:53pm UTC
   That awkward moment when
   Liam doesnt start a song!!!!!!
   
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6. Lover_of_1D
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2012 2:36pm UTC
   Theres a place i go
   But nobody knows
   Where the river flows
   And i call it home
   And there's no more lies
   In the darkness,there's light
   And nobody cries
   There's only butterflies
   
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7. Lover_of_1D
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2012 1:06pm UTC
   Never Miss A Chance To
   Dance
   
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