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  1. Lovelybry123 Lovelybry123
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 5:56pm UTC
    Those people on facebook who do "Truth is" or "To be honest" and it always goes a little something like this..
    "Truth is/tbh, your really pretty and your in my math class and i dont really know you but you seem cool so we should hang out
    sometime?"
    and your just like wtf..how is that honest or truthful?
    [♥]

  2. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 6:21pm UTC
    He Lies ,She Cries
    He's not sorry but he apologizes , she complains , he doesn't change , but yet she still stays .

  3. Chellsey Chellsey
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 6:14pm UTC
    YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO?
    Favorite this quote, not for me, but for Steve.
    He does so much for us, yet still people give
    him a hard time about things they don't feel are right.
    & to show Steve that we are all very greatful
    for everything he's doing for us, we should all favorite
    this quote for him to see.
    With out Witty, a lot of us wouldn't be the people
    we are today. & I know for a lot of us girls maybe
    some guys, this site has definately change us,
    for the good.
    Comment how Witty has changed you so Steve can know
    how much of an impact Witty has on us (:

  4. xsimplyamanda xsimplyamanda
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 5:28pm UTC
    My weight doesn't
    define who I am.
    - Khloe Kardashian

  5. peacelove2 peacelove2
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    my messy bun needs to be perfect

  6. erikaajaguarr96 erikaajaguarr96
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    You, sir,
    Have perfect abs.
    Therefore,
    I will touch them. ♥
     

  7. JustTheWayIAm JustTheWayIAm
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 8:59am UTC
    Me, behave?
    As a child i saw:
    Tarzan who ran around almost naked,
    Cinderella arrived home after midnight,
    Pinocchio told lies,
    Aladdin was a thief,
    Batman drove over 200 miles an hour,
    Snow White lived in a house with 7 men,
    Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos,
    Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance,
    and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies.
    The fault is not mine!
    Fave if you had this childhood & loved it!

  8. Kristennn Kristennn
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 12:43am UTC
    wanna know something funny ?
    first , [<3] this quote .
    then press ctrl & W
    watch what happens
    (: .

  9. erikaajaguarr96 erikaajaguarr96
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 10:01pm UTC
    In Reality,
    there's no such thing as
    a perfect relationship.
    All relationships have obstacles.
    I'd prefer a strong relationship,
    where even the largest obstacles
    barely even make a dent. ♥

  10. KPpink77 KPpink77
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 9:49pm UTC
    Dear gym teacher,
    How the hell are you fat?
    SINCERELY,
    YOU TEACH EXERCISE FOR A LIVING...

  11. always_remember always_remember
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 9:16pm UTC
    Me: I'm happy.
    Life: Oh, nope can't let that happen, gotta throw in something bad.

  12. haappykaayytee8 haappykaayytee8
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 12:29am UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. keep_on_smiling keep_on_smiling
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 8:12pm UTC
    I
    Like a good neighbor,
    State Farm is there,
    with a top quote?

  14. GlitterEqualsHeart GlitterEqualsHeart
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 7:13pm UTC
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    We should be able to text 911, in case were hiding from a cereal killer and don't want them to hear us.
    Fave if you agree!
    .
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  15. Kaybay36 Kaybay36
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    YouTube
    Broadcast Yourself™
    This video is not available for your country.
    where do you think I'm from?
    Narnia?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. nevergrowup89 nevergrowup89
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 7:52pm UTC
    ------------------------
    Who else's summer SUCKED
    then rocked
    then SUCKED again?
    Only me?
    ----------------------
    *nmf

  18. sunset_xo_sunrise sunset_xo_sunrise
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 4:47pm UTC
    I saw a really hot guy today...
    then he walked over and kissed his boyfriend. </3

  19. dont_forget_x3 dont_forget_x3
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 1:35pm UTC
    If you love her,
    you tell the truth.
    Period.
    @SweetJamesMD
    nmf/nmq.

  20. melissababayx14 melissababayx14
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 1:28pm UTC
    Dear boys,
    Cologne rhymes with alone.
    Sincerely, can't breath

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