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  1. ThatOneGirlNamedEmily ThatOneGirlNamedEmily
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    teacher:
    "i'm beautiful, what tense is that?"
    student:
    "obviously past."

  2. directionerrxo directionerrxo
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    My Dad might have cancer & even if he doesn't, he could still die...
    I doubt anybody is actually reading this, but keep him in your prayers if you can?
    I love you Daddy...you can get through this ♥

  3. rosetoprank rosetoprank
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    Selena Gomez: "i wouldn't wanna be anybody else"
    Me: well, yeah it's understandable considering you're gorgeous, you're dating justin bieber, and your life is practically perfect.. -__-


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 6:48pm UTC
    "say cheese!"
    ...or you can look like duck. yeah, that's cool too.

  6. Caiit Caiit
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 6:39am UTC
    ADMIT IT
    being called pretty by
    your friends
    is different than being called pretty by a guy

  7. niallsexyhoran niallsexyhoran
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    They should make an award for....
    Anyone who uses a whole entire stick of chapstick without losing it.

  8. Marshearts Marshearts
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    You drink water, breath, and blink? We have SO MUCH IN COMMON...I hear wedding bells!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. IGotTheFacts IGotTheFacts
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 12:01pm UTC
    Fact #2-
    The Most Popular Name In The World Is "Muhammad"...
    Now Fave this Quote if Thats Not Your Name.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Jasminekaybutterfly Jasminekaybutterfly
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    Cutting.
    11 on my legs.
    30 on my sides.
    15 on my arm.
    It can quickly turn into an addiction.
    But as of today...
    I am 55 days cut free.
    It has not been easy.
    And everytime I look in the mirror
    I hate myself for all the scars.
    So please
    Don't start.
    You are to beautiful to make your body ugly.
    Can I please get 55 likes for being 55 days cut free? It would mean the world to me. Because it hasn't been easy.

  13. morgo_bieber123 morgo_bieber123
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 10:32am UTC
    My mom texted me and asked "What does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?" and i said, "I dont know, love you, talk to you later." she said "Fine i'll ask your sisters."

  14. selgomezfan1004 selgomezfan1004
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 9:42am UTC
    We all think friends are always there, but suddenly, they start not to care.

  15. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    & if i die tomorrow,
    tell Niall Horan that i loved him.

  16. emhabibi emhabibi
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    Laughing so hard, no noise comes out. So you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    I know how it feels
    To sit on the edge of your bed
    Head in your hands...
    Wishing it would all just end...

  18. loveyouthisbig loveyouthisbig
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    that awkward
    moment
    When it's spring break:
    And your sitting at home on witty...
    format by sandrasaurus

  19. luchaswaggg luchaswaggg
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    » I'll Stop Loving You «
    when Lady Gaga is seen in public wearing
    jeans and a t-shirt

  20. Converse143 Converse143
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    I wanna live to see
    the day Phineas and Ferb
    actually get busted..

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