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kylaz323
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May 13, 2012 4:27pm UTC

omg! i just saw you on tv! you're famous!
Really!? what channel?
animal planet(;
mf/remake old quote

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capsized*
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May 13, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Dear Algebra,
Stop asking me to find your damn x.
Sincerely,
SHE AIN'T COMIN' BACK.
nmq

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Jessiebaby
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May 12, 2012 6:51pm UTC

Monsters Inc 2 is coming out in November ♥

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nicoleypoleyoley
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May 12, 2012 7:02pm UTC

Oh, you liked my picture from four months ago?
You obviously weren't stalking me.
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yOuWiLlNeVeRlOvEmE608
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 12:23pm UTC

"Ive fallen and I can't get up!"
fave if you know what this is from<3

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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mlparker18
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 10:04pm UTC

Why
Is it that the worst things
happen to the
BEST people

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sk8ter_gurl_17
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 12:02am UTC


nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
Lucyfacex,yo!
wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
*gets pulled over*
Cop: I will need to know your date of birth.
Me: January 20th.
Cop: What year?
Me: Every year.
Cop: Well played.
♥nmf/nmq

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sunset48
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 10:31am UTC

good place to think: shower
good place to sleep: class
only place to study: bed
ps: i thought of this while in the shower
:P

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JustCantLiveALie
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 9:49pm UTC

Isn't it ironic how player
sounds like 'play her'?
nmq/nmf

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TheOtherDirection
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 6:14am UTC

I hate that feeling when you close your eyes to apply shampoo,
and get paranoid that someone will kill you in the shower.
{♥} anyone else?

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 2:11pm UTC

Google
Where did I leave my awesomeness???
Search About 1 result (0.27 seconds)
Error: You can't loose something you never had!''
NMF
credit to PaperLung

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sockmonkey317
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 10:53am UTC

The other day,
I was babysitting this 4 year old boy.
To pass time, I asked him what his favorite vegetable was.
After a long pause, he replied, "ummm. butter."
This kid is definitely going places.

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defe4ted
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 2:24pm UTC

Now and then
I think of all the times you screwed me over
Part of me believing it was always something that I'd d o n e
But I don't wanna live that way, Reading into every word you say
You said that you could let it go & I wouldn't catch you hung up on
SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW

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LiviLover13
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 12:19pm UTC

Fairytale -
Girl: I'm cold.
Boy: *Wraps arms around girl & Gives her his jacket* Better?
Reality -
Girl: I'm cold.
Boy: You Should've brought a jacket.
nmf/nmq

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LilaLove99
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 10:17am UTC

Studies have shown that if you're
afraid of spiders, you're more likely to find them in your bedroom.
....I'm afraid of Josh Hutcherson....
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nicoleypoleyoley
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 1:32pm UTC

An apple a day keeps the
docter away
but when the docters cute
screw the fruit. ;)
nmq
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DuckAddictant
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 3:32pm UTC

I f I have 10 chocholate cakes,
And someone asks me for 1, How many chocolate cakes do I have left?
Thats right, 10.

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