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  1. dino101 dino101
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 10:29am UTC
    me: OMG OMG 8 MORE MINUTES UNTIL I CAN BUY ONE DIRECTION TICKETS!!!!!!
    my brother: um u know like no one likes them right
    me: whoa whoa did u actually just say that
    my brother: um yea wh-
    me: how many concerts have they had
    my brother: i dont kn-
    me: how counties have they been to just so a bunch of people can see them preform for one night
    my brother: ok so they might ha-
    me: HOW MANY OF THERE CONCERTS HAVE BEEN SOLD OUT!!!!!!
    my brother:ok fine you win
    me: thats what i thought now walk away you have wasted my time

  2. dino101 dino101
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 11:48am UTC
    a popular girl looks at a guy who wears glasses and calls him stupid but what she doesnt know is he has a mental disapility and spends hours of his time studying to be smart

  3. dino101 dino101
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 7:47am UTC
    my pet rock died today XP

  4. Browneyelover Browneyelover
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:11pm UTC
    Tommorow is the annaversiry of these special guys in everybody's
    life:
    Louis Tomlinson
    Zayn Malik
    Niall Horan
    Liam Payne
    Harry Styles
    Happy 2 years guys!!

  5. Gwow143 Gwow143
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 1:34pm UTC
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  6. purpleblossom96 purpleblossom96
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    RIP to the ones who
    died today in the Colorado.
    My prayers are with you now and forever.


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  9. Nananananaa Nananananaa
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    LIFE
    MUM: Get ready for school!
    ME: What is the point in school
    MUM: So you get smart and get a good job and get rich...
    ME: what is the point in that if Im just going to die anyway
    MUM:
    ME:
    MUM:
    ME:
    Mum: Why do i feed you if you're just going to die anyway???
    ME: -.-
    1/2 MQ BUT TRUE DID HAPPEN
    NMF - Format twilightgirl995

  10. vanessacp3 vanessacp3
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    Having a specific handshake for each friend...(:
    Cookiedoughformats my quote not my format

  11. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 6:52pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when I thought you cared...

  12. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    Watching Family Feud with my mom.
    Family Feud Host: Name something associated with Ireland.
    Me: NIALL HORAN!
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom: I disown you.

  13. LaurenStyles21 LaurenStyles21
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    I didn't fall. The floor just needed a hug. :)

  14. one_direction_143 one_direction_143
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    That Akward Momentwhen you take a shower in the middle of the dayand don't know whether to put on normal clothes or pajamas.

  15. xomayox xomayox
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    Popular girl on witty: I like potatoes! 1453 likes.
    Me: 'A beautiful quote about
    happiness and love!' 1 like.

  16. lifesaver14 lifesaver14
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    Dude, I wasn't THAT Drunk!
    Uhmm...You were hugging a hobo with a white beard screaming,
    "Dumbledore! You're back!!"


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  18. ifyouaskedmeifilovedhimidlie ifyouaskedmeifilovedhimidlie
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 10:13pm UTC
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  19. jackie13140 jackie13140
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    when you were going to write a quote but
    forgot what you were going to say

  20. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    ||||||||||||There are four stages in life. When you believe in santa, when you don't, when you are santa, and when you look like santa [][][][]
     
    it's nothing new, just another reason to cut.

:)

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