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dino101

1. dino101
   posted a quote
   September 16, 2012 10:29am UTC
   me: OMG OMG 8 MORE MINUTES UNTIL I CAN BUY ONE DIRECTION TICKETS!!!!!!
   my brother: um u know like no one likes them right
   me: whoa whoa did u actually just say that
   my brother: um yea wh-
   me: how many concerts have they had
   my brother: i dont kn-
   me: how counties have they been to just so a bunch of people can see them preform for one night
   my brother: ok so they might ha-
   me: HOW MANY OF THERE CONCERTS HAVE BEEN SOLD OUT!!!!!!
   my brother:ok fine you win
   me: thats what i thought now walk away you have wasted my time
   
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2. dino101
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   August 17, 2012 11:29pm UTC
   sane love is no love
   
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3. dino101
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2012 7:19pm UTC
   "I like girl who...EAT CARROTS"
   -Louis Tomlinson
   oh Louis
   
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4. dino101
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   June 27, 2012 7:41pm UTC
   that akward moment when......
   ur talking about how hot liam payne is at ur camp
   and u find out ur camp counsler is his cousin
   
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5. dino101
   posted a quote
   June 17, 2012 10:43pm UTC
   hey im darth vader
   and this is crazy
   but im your father
   so call me daddy
   
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6. dino101
   posted a quote
   June 13, 2012 3:38pm UTC
   me: u dont know oo u dont know ur beautiful
   my boyfriend: o thanks ur beautiful too :)
   me: NO U IDIOT U WERE SUPPOSED TO FINISH THE SONG
   
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7. dino101
   posted a quote
   June 13, 2012 8:02am UTC
   i asked u if u thought i was pretty u said no
   i asked u if u want me u said no
   i asked u if u would cry if i left u right now u said no
   as i started walking away u grabbed my arm and said..
   i dont think ur pretty i think ur beautiful
   i dont want u i need u
   and i woudnt cry if u left me right now i would die
   
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8. dino101
   posted a quote
   June 12, 2012 7:03pm UTC
   when someone insults u it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it takes 4 muscles to lift ur arm up and punch them in the face
   
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9. dino101
   posted a quote
   May 30, 2012 9:44pm UTC
   my texts
   me: hey
   my friend: hi
   me: waz up
   my friend: i got asked to prom ahh im so exited :)
   me:
   my friend:
   me:
   my friend:
   me: no really
   
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10. dino101
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 7:28am UTC
    theres someone for everyone and if ur not with that person u just havent found them yet
    
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11. dino101
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 9:16am UTC
    harry potter joke
    ron: PERIOD!!!
    hermione: ron i thought ur catch phrase was 'bloody hell'
    ron: whats the difference
    
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12. dino101
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    99%
    of car acciedents happen in cars
    wut about the 1%
    
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13. dino101
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    sorry, i didn't luv u :(
    
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14. dino101
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    May 20, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    (sitting home on friday and hears door bell ring)
    me: hey crissy(my neighbor)
    crissy:trick or treat!!!
    me: uh its in the middle of may
    crissy:oh um..... thats akward
    (crissy walks away)
    u see i woodnt mind my neighbor coming 2 my house at 11 in the night thinking its halloween.... if she was 7 but since shes 24 my thoughts were *girl wut hav u been smoking*
    
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15. dino101
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    once i was running from a pig
    from outer space
    and i was lik ahhhhh
    and the pig was all like oink oink u cant stop me
    and then i fell of a cliff and....and.....
    and relized it was a dream
    
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16. dino101
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    my boyfriend: i luv u soo much
    me: awwww l luv me 2
    (my boyfriend holds out a ring)
    me: omg r u askin me 2 marry u OMG YES!!! A MILLION TIMES YES!!
    my boyfriend: um no?? this is wut i was gonna get my mom on her birthday i just wanted ur opinion
    
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17. dino101
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 7:47am UTC
    my pet rock died today XP
    
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18. dino101
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    akwardness
    u see a pile of dead babies
    more akward: theres an alive one at the bottom
    it has to eat its way out
    it goes back for seconds
    
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19. dino101
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    when you havent seen one of you best friends in three weeks and u wanna see how much mature the have gotten u get really disapointed when they come over with three packs of play dough and a hello kitty shirt when there 13 years old
    
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20. dino101
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 1:14pm UTC
    when you find out your bffl's boyfriend is cheaten on her first you beat up the boy then you ask him if he want to watch a movie with you later today
    true story
    
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