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August 28, 2013 8:53pm UTC

♥
So for my 500th quote, I thought I
would finally this:
I wanna thank all 368 of my followers.
Its been a really good almost two years :)

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glitter162*
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August 28, 2013 5:20pm UTC

Me: Happy birthday!
Friend: My birthday was yesterday...
Me: Am I one day late, or 364 days early?

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glitter162*
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August 28, 2013 5:23pm UTC

Working in an M&M factory
and throwing out all the W's

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glitter162*
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August 28, 2013 5:28pm UTC

If I was a cannibal, I'd work
at a tanning salon so I could watch my dinner cook itself.

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glitter162*
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August 28, 2013 5:32pm UTC

Why is there Head and
shoulders shampoo? Who has hair on their shoulders? Who is shampooing their shoulder hair?
...Please come forward.

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glitter162*
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August 28, 2013 5:36pm UTC

Have you ever thought about
how weird sleeping is? Like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats and then spend the next few hours completely unconcsious all the while hallucinating vividly

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glitter162*
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August 28, 2013 5:41pm UTC

"Don't Stop Believin'" Feat:
(Hermione Granger version)
Just a city girl
living in a Muggle world
She took the Hogwarts train going anywhere

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glitter162*
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August 28, 2013 5:44pm UTC

If you ever feel stupid,
just remember that I used to think that a "fandom" was a con/dom for fans.

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Just an average kid*
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April 30, 2013 8:02pm UTC

I would rather balance eggs and a watermelon on my head then take two trips.

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Unicorn's hunter *
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April 30, 2013 8:12pm UTC

-stay-
classy
The only real elegance is in the mind; if you’ve got that, the rest really comes from it.

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thatswutshesaid
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April 30, 2013 8:21pm UTC

No matter how bad you hurt me, I'll never be over you.
I compare you to every guy and nobody is you. It's really hard because I hate you
but love you so much at the same time. Maybe I don't hate you, maybe I just hate
the things that you did. It's hard to explain.

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