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foreverr_and_ever
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October 5, 2011 10:54pm UTC

4 out of 5 doctors agree
that the person reading this quote is beautiful. <3
nmf

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SamanthaaLynn19
posted a quote
October 6, 2011 4:04pm UTC

I'm..
Invisable
..to you

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AlNicholas
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October 6, 2011 3:34pm UTC

don't make me live without you

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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samxoxo2100
posted a quote
October 6, 2011 6:07pm UTC

Hey Dad! I got a 98 on my AP Bio test!
-_-
Why the awkward face?
What are you talking about? That's a Chinese smiley face because you're so smart.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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liaaaana
posted a quote
October 6, 2011 9:39am UTC

i laugh at the guys
who work at subway, cause then they’d
have to make ME a sandwich.

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xoericaaxo
posted a quote
October 6, 2011 6:01pm UTC

It's okay Isabella;
my Phineas doesn't notice me either
♥
nmf.nmq

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Cheesequeen98
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October 5, 2011 8:36pm UTC

click to see this quote

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AlyssaPrincess
posted a quote
October 5, 2011 9:57pm UTC

Don't be in a relationship
if you're going to act single.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jessieduff09
posted a quote
October 5, 2011 9:03pm UTC

Am I the only one,
who puts their phone
In a plastic bag
and texts in the shower?♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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idance
posted a quote
October 6, 2011 4:46pm UTC

you didn't love her,
because you don't destroy the person you love.♥

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laurlaur
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October 6, 2011 4:19pm UTC

Drama, Lies, and Tears.Welcome to the teenage years.

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cooolstoryybro
posted a quote
October 6, 2011 6:43pm UTC

Replacements for
"cool story,
bro."
1) Fascinating discourse, chum.
2) Riveting fable, comrade.
3) Intriguing anecdote, brethren.
4) Perpetuating argument, colleague.
5) Sweet saga, yo.
6) Waste of time, jerk.
7) Spellbinding reiteration, chummy.
8) Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one.
9) Interesting intellect, imbecile.
10) Ballin' gossip, dawg.

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neonbubbles
posted a quote
October 6, 2011 3:49pm UTC

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with Witty. ♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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JBieberFacts
posted a quote
October 6, 2011 2:37pm UTC

Justin Bieber Fact #598
Justin once said "If there's more makeup on your
face than your face then that's kind of weird."

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JBieberFacts
posted a quote
October 6, 2011 2:44pm UTC

Justin Bieber Fact #600
Justin admires his boy beliebers.

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