deraiche's Favorites

deraiche

yourcool
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 3:39pm UTC

Whenever I am packing for vacation,
I always feel like I'm forgetting something.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 157 points

yourcool
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 3:34pm UTC

That awkward moment when
people think they're funny, but they're just annoying.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 140 points

Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 6:35pm UTC

One Direction things#22
Niall: One mum was with her daughter but whispered to me,
"if you are looking for an older woman then just give me a shout"
Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
♥
formatcredittofatassmuffin

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 348 points

Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 7:01pm UTC

One Direction things#25
The boys once played a trick on Harry and told him that Zayn was leaving the band.
They all played along, Harry believed them and cried for hours
Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
♥
formatcredittofatassmuffin

👍 this is good · read the comments · 480 points

Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 6:22pm UTC

One Direction things#21
During a concert someone in the audience threw a softball and hit Harry in the crotch.
Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
♥
formatcredittofatassmuffin

👍 this is good · read the comments · 403 points

MsEmilyHoran
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 11:54pm UTC

"Once, we were at Harry's house, and Harry was trying to be a whale, and his mother walked in the room and told him to stop making sexual noises."
-Niall James Horan-

👍 this is good · read the comments · 683 points

Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 9:33pm UTC

One Direction things#32
Niall: i like eyes. i'm a big eye fan, so i go straight for the eyes.
Harry: Do you like my eyes Niall?
Louis: He can't see yours 'cause you have sunglasses on, Harry
Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
♥
formatcredittofatassmuffin

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 557 points

Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 9:46pm UTC

One Direction things#34
A fan tweeted: One Direction are not alowed to do topless shoots because they do not want them to become sexualised by fans.
Harry replied: no, it's cause i have four nipples, so people think i'm weird.
Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
♥
formatcredittofatassmuffin

👍 this is good · read the comments · 693 points

Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 5:55pm UTC

One Direction things#16
Liam: Louis, come play!
Louis: Coming babe *runs away from Harry*
Harry: *Looks at camera awkwardly and smile* Hi....
Mrs_ZaynMalink69_1D
♥
formatcredittofatassmuffin

👍 this is good · read the comments · 404 points

Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 5:48pm UTC

One Direction things#15
interviewer: if this was your last day on earth, what would you do?
Harry: Buy some cats
Mrs_ZaynMalink69_1D
♥
formatcredittofatassmuffin

👍 this is good · read the comments · 419 points

Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 6:03pm UTC

One Direction things#18
Louis: Dude, i just saw you on TV!
Harry: Really? OMG ! What channel?
Louis: On Animal Planet
Mrs_ZaynMalink69_1D
♥
formatcredittofatassmuffin

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 539 points

yourcool
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 3:44pm UTC

3 words 8 letters... say it and i'm yours.
"I got food."

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 316 points

CatchingTeardropsInMyHands
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 1:04pm UTC

Officer : "How high are you?"
Druggie : "No, officer, it's
hi, how are you?"
format credit: soccerloverx03x

👍 this is good · read the comments · 227 points

Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 7:50pm UTC

One Direction things#28
Louis: if i were a fan and i wanted to lick Liam's face, i would have just gone for it.
Zayn: So you're encouraging people to lick our faces?
Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
♥
formatcredittofatassmuffin

👍 this is good · read the comments · 650 points

nevercutyourbeautiful
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 8:32pm UTC

The butterfly project:
The butterfly project was something created to help and encourage self-harmers to stop cutting.
RULES:
1. When you feel like you want to cut, take a marker, pen, or sharpies and draw
a butterfly on your arm or hand.
2. Name the butterfly after a loved one, or someone that really wants you to get better.
3. You must let the butterfly fade naturally. NO scrubbing it off.
4. If you cut before the butterfly is gone, you’ve killed it. If you dont cut, it lives.
5. If you have more than one butterfly, cutting kills all of them.
6. Another person may draw them on you. These butterflies are extra special.
Take good care of them.
7. Even if you don’t cut, feel free to draw a butterfly anyways, to show your support. If you do this, name it after someone you know that cuts or is suffering right now, and tell them. It could help. Try get this to the top
quotes so everyone of your witty sisters can see it.
Copy and paste this for everyone to see.
Youre all beautiful.
btw. this isnt mine, i found it, and i used it when i was cutting.
Stay Strong.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 735 points

OneDirection_Facts
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 5:15pm UTC

One Direction fact #142
Harry finds the cat-eye look hot.
format by PaperLung

👍 this is good · read the comments · 326 points

MsEmilyHoran
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 12:01pm UTC

Interviewer: What is the cheekiest thing Niall's ever said?
Zayn: Let's get hammered on stage.
Niall: SHH!
Format by Sandrasaurus

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 274 points

Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 5:24pm UTC

One Direction things#14
Liam: One day we went to a farm and they offered to ride horses,
but there were only four, and Harry rode a cow
Mrs_ZaynMalink69_1D
♥
formatcredittofatassmuffin

👍 this is good · read the comments · 697 points

BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 8:49pm UTC

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin, they hatin.
How do you have friends?
not my quote, credit to HelloMyNameIsAwesome

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1072 points

MsEmilyHoran
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 12:10pm UTC

"If you open Niall's wallet the first thing you see is a picture of Justin Bieber, and a picture of us."
-Liam James Payne-

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 304 points

Witty Profiles

deraiche