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  1. smitttty_29 smitttty_29
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 11:15am UTC
    don't you hate it when you're not your bestfriend's best friend

  2. Serendipity * Serendipity *
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 8:28pm UTC
    Parents notice your fake friends
    Before you do.

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 10:15pm UTC
    I hate when girls say, "He looked at me today omg I think he likes me back."
    Like, shut up. Just because a guy looks at you doesn't mean he likes you. Plenty of guys look at me, but none of them have feelings for me. Get over yourself.

  4. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 8:29pm UTC
    And to think that there are species
    of animals struggling to survive and continue their race, we are telling our own species to kill themselves. Absolutely horrid.

  5. Eli22b Eli22b happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    We accept the food we think we deserve.

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    F.uck high school. In elementary school, the entire classroom was your
    Valentine. We were in this s.hit together.

  7. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 3:40pm UTC
    BETTER TO BE HATED
    THAN LOVED FOR
    WHAT YOU'RE NOT.

  8. beautifulhomicide beautifulhomicide
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    Living with depression
    is like watching people around you
    breathing but instead
    your blue lips inhale
    words of self-hatred
    and you know you should
    be able to fill your
    lungs
    with fresh oxygen
    like everyone else
    but you can't

  9. beautifulhomicide beautifulhomicide
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    You forgot me.
    As if you ripped out a page from your book
    for no one to see
    For no one to speak of
    because you were too embarrassed
    to be reminded that you were
    my friend
    or that you even said
    words
    to me

  10. dancer218 dancer218
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 1:37pm UTC
    "Don't compare your love story to those you watch in movies. They're written by scriptwriters. Yours is written by god"


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  12. #wishicouldgetyouback* #wishicouldgetyouback*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 7:39pm UTC
    To be honest, I do not follow Witty famous people. I see their quotes on the top page so why look at the same amazing god-smacken talented quote that i do not posess in me twice!? Kay it's been a bad day.

  13. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 7:45pm UTC
    Girls, girls, girls. If you are going to get in a physical fight with another female,
    do it right. Do not; slap, kick, bite, scratch, hair pull, etc. Take the fists that God gave you and punch that mouthy sob right in the mouth. You're welcome.

  14. #wishicouldgetyouback* #wishicouldgetyouback*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    You just have to be in the mood to go jean shopping.
    My brother: You're sure moody today.
    Me: I'm jean-shopping moody! Can't touch this.
    My brother: ...I don't want to.
    Me: That's what the jeans said!
    Me: My quotes suck.

  15. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    Funny you're the broken one...
    but I’m the only one who needed saving ...
    ~Rihanna Stay.
    † ♥

  16. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    I'm BIG.
    You're small..
    I'm right.
    You're
    Wrong.
    ~Remember this? favourite if you do!
    Your childhood?!

  17. sensati0ns sensati0ns
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 6:44pm UTC
     SHE KNOWS
     
      EVERY WORD TO 
     THE SADDEST 
     SONGS. 
     

  18. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    Me: *saves videogame*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: ...
    Me:
    Me: Did I save?

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 1:01pm UTC
    Okay, puberty. Joke's over.
    Now make me hot.


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

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