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tarahtnt
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February 22, 2012 9:49pm UTC

My homework brings all the Asians to the yard
and they're like "it wasn't that hard!"

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GeorgiaMarie07
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February 22, 2012 3:08pm UTC

Your child is not a toy.
Bowl hair cuts ruin lives.

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yourcool
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February 22, 2012 4:19pm UTC

Teacher: You failed the test.
Me: You failed to educate.

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Lyannn
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February 22, 2012 8:34pm UTC

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

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izzeebabyx0x0
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February 22, 2012 10:34pm UTC

girl: promise me you'll never love another girl other than me.
boy: i can't promise you that!
girl: so there's another girl?
boy: yes, she will look like you, she will be short and she will call you "mommy".

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hermione23katniss
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February 22, 2012 8:58pm UTC

I cut myself for the first time today.
I promised myself I would never do this. I'm so ashamed of myself.
Sorry

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your_mom_
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February 22, 2012 7:09pm UTC

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Nikki106
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February 22, 2012 8:19pm UTC

Whoever broke Adele's heart,
made her freaking rich

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clandd55
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February 22, 2012 3:54pm UTC

Sweetheart,
my showers last longer than your relationships.
format by jimmy365
no jocking please.

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FallenRainbow
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February 22, 2012 2:13pm UTC

Dear person sitting next to me,
I can see you copying my test...
Sincerely, joke's on you, I didn't study either

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halfempty
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February 22, 2012 9:44pm UTC

You think I'm dumb because I like 1D?
First of all, I have my own musical preferences and you have yours and just because they're not the same, doesn't mean that one persons is "worse" than the others. Second of all, listen to their lyrics. One Direction is not just a typical boy band. WMYB is an extremely beautiful song that encourages girls around the world. Moments is about a girl dying and her boyfriend committing suicide. Also, each one of the boys are wonderful people. Girls don't just like them because they're cute. They're nice and funny and just plain all around good people. Personally, I don't usually like that kind of music, but 1D is a different story. Okay? So next time you go saying "Pfft, One Direction? You loser." Think. It hurts first of all to be judged, and that just makes it hard to stand up for a band that you love. And that goes for anybodies favorite band. Just don't do it. You don't know what that band has done for that person.

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Towitty4you
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February 22, 2012 3:09pm UTC

Favorite if you think Witty should be an APP!

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hiseyes
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February 22, 2012 3:54pm UTC

that awkward moment when
someone accidentally touches your boob..

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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I_Dont_Know
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February 22, 2012 1:54pm UTC

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Hi, My name is 'and' and I like to drag my butt across the floor.
Now, please go on with your business.

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ImJustMeh
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February 22, 2012 3:44pm UTC

*Bangs into wall*
Friend: Did you just walk into the wall?
Me: No. I was trying to get to Hogwarts.
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ssarahbearr131
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February 22, 2012 4:52pm UTC

Fave if you;
are wearing / should be wearing / wish to wear /
once wore / hate wearing / miss your
Braces

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mintzie
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February 22, 2012 7:04pm UTC

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My teacher: Today we are going to watch a video that I used to watch when I was little.
Me: Is it in black and white?
My teacher: HOW OLD DO YOU THINK I AM!?
Me: Does it have sound?
True story,so worth a lunch detention
nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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brianamae
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February 22, 2012 12:51pm UTC

did you knowthat SWIMS upside down is SWIMS? mind=blown

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