mintzie

Status: Be my Prince Charming? No... It's okay I have my cats

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mintzie
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September 24, 2013 7:38pm UTC

I've only been back on witty for like a half hour and I'm already venting my life doe. wrant begins now:So me and a bunch of my friends were hanging out at a football game and there was a really cute guy standing by us so i asked who he was all of them said they didnt know but it didnt matter cause he wasnt that cute. i thought he was really attractive so later i was talking to the same friends and asked if it would be weird if i asked him for a hug, i did and we started talking and then one of the friends i was talking to before walked up to me and this boy (zach) and started flirting with him. like this little poop needs to watch some episodes of girl code. wrant over

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mintzie
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August 30, 2012 12:12pm UTC

Let’s all take a minute to think about Toby's logic it's like I'm Toby just let me ruin my relationship and almost kill myself to get justice for my now not blind step sister who I never liked anyway because she sexually assaulted me.

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mintzie
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August 30, 2012 10:04am UTC

Toby may be A but he looks danm hot in that black hoodie .

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mintzie
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August 29, 2012 7:09pm UTC

Plot twist: Toby isn't A he just likes to wear black hoodies and hang with psychopaths......... nbd

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mintzie
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June 11, 2012 9:11pm UTC

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder<3
To bad the beholders are two faced b***hes and selfcentered shallow guys</3

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mintzie
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May 2, 2012 8:23pm UTC

Truth is people lie. Not because they want too, but only because their afraid. Afraid someone will find out who they are before they even get a chance to find it out themselves<3

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mintzie
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 9:13pm UTC

I really want a witty bestfriend one how can be serious and also be fun.
Someone who will stay with me for a life time not just a few hours.
Any takers??

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mintzie
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April 22, 2012 9:04pm UTC

Mama, Mama, help me get home
I'm out in the woods, I am out on my own.
I found me a werewolf, a nasty old mutt
It showed me its teeth and went straight for my gut.
Mama, Mama, help me get home
I'm out in the woods, I am out on my own.
I was stopped by a vampire, a rotting old wreck
It showed me its teeth and went straight for my neck.
Mama, Mama, put me to bed
I won't make it home, I'm already half-dead.
I met an Invalid, and fell for his art
He showed me his smile, and went straight for my heart.
-Delirium

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mintzie
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April 21, 2012 3:48pm UTC

A dad came home drunk and mad,... ...he pulls out a gun and shoots his wife and turns to the gun himself and pulls the trigger. The little girl sits behind a couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family, and she went to her first Sunday school at church. She walks past the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross. The little girl then ask's the teacher "How did that man get off the cross?" the Teacher replied "He never did" then the little girl argued "Yes he did. Because the night that my mommy and daddy died he sat next to me behind the couch, telling me everything was going to be alright". 66% of you won't post this, But remember what the bible say's "Deny me in front of your friends and i shall Deny you in front of my father". So re-post this.

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mintzie
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April 16, 2012 8:37pm UTC

nmf
"No one really likes you, your the thrid wheel in every friendship."- kid I thought was my friends
It hurts when someone points out something you already know.<|3

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mintzie
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April 1, 2012 9:33pm UTC

Teacher: McDonalds was created by two guys named Mac and Dick
My friend: So then why isn't a Big Mac called a Big Dick
Teacher: 0:
true story<3
nmf

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mintzie
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March 31, 2012 4:56pm UTC

*In the car on the way to the movies with my mom and two friends*
Mom: So are you guys excited to see Hungry Jack
* My friends and I stare at each other and start lauging*
Mom: What??
Me: It's Hunger Games
Mom: Well that make no sence
true story lol

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mintzie
posted a quote
March 21, 2012 8:43pm UTC

If they could read your mind they would be confused, shocked, surprised, amazed you hid it so well, but more than anything they'd be in tears♥
Format by: EvenMoreInLoveWithYou

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mintzie
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 9:04pm UTC

Me: TODAY IS JUSTIN BIEBER'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!
My bestie: I thought today was the 30th
lmfao true story <3

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mintzie
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 8:02pm UTC

If I wanted to hear an a**hole I
would have farted
nmf

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mintzie
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 9:14pm UTC

Testing to see if you have
magic powers by
staring at a door for a long time
and trying to close it
with your mind
nmf

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mintzie
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 7:04pm UTC

Format by Requestables
My teacher: Today we are going to watch a video that I used to watch when I was little.
Me: Is it in black and white?
My teacher: HOW OLD DO YOU THINK I AM!?
Me: Does it have sound?
True story,so worth a lunch detention
nmf

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mintzie
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 1:27pm UTC

In the movie "The Little Mermaid" the ginger sells her soul well played Disney...well played.
nmf-Format by Sandrasaurus

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mintzie
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February 21, 2012 12:48pm UTC

Me: Supp
My Crush: David just asked me to hang! :0
Me: yeah your point....?
My Crush: I think he's threatening me :0
nmf.
Real Converstaion

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mintzie
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 6:45pm UTC

Im not forever alone...
Witty is my valentine
♥

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