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  1. Jessica_Jade Jessica_Jade
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    Fave if your excited for 'The Hunger Games!' :]

  2. xxniicoleexx xxniicoleexx
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    *WHEN MY PARENTS ARE ASLEEP*
    Me:"Shh they're sleeping!"...
    *When i'm asleep*
    Parents:"Let's vacuum the house for 3 hours."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. chocolate_monsterx3 chocolate_monsterx3
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    Format by Chocolate_monsterx3
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    Like a good neighbor
    state farm is there,
    with a boyfriend?

  6. xxlovelastsforeverxx xxlovelastsforeverxx
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    screw the grammy's.
    The notebook is on Abc family..

  7. gravitate gravitate
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    so tomorrow is valentines day. who else is forever alone for valentines day? ♥ if you will be too! ☺

  8. haazaahhh haazaahhh
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    hold your cursor over this quote. ♥

  9. michaelchannel michaelchannel
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Make your own sentence.
    Step one, choose the month you were born.
    January- I hate
    February- I ran naked with
    March- I need
    April- I shot
    May- I fell in love with
    June- I kissed
    July- I pooped on
    August- I slept with
    September- I killed
    October- I went out with
    November- I shaved
    December- I left the country with
    Step two, choose the day you were born.
    1: a monkey
    2: a hooker
    3: vacuum cleaner
    4: your mom
    5: Barney the dinosaur
    6: your ex
    7: Santa Claus
    8: a dog
    9: your dad
    10: a condom
    11: a bowl of cereal
    12: Channing Tatum
    13: Justin Bieber
    14: a horse
    15: an old man
    16: a drug dealer
    17: a clown
    18: your grandma
    19: a bag of maggots
    20: Michael Jackson
    21: a drunk Mexican
    22: a rotten egg
    23: a piece of crap
    24: Taylor Lautner
    25: Lil Wayne
    26: a creepy doll
    27: George Bush
    28: a hobo
    29: Shane Dawson
    30: old socks
    31: no one
    Last step. Choose the color of the shirt your wearing right now.
    White- because thats who i am.
    Black- because im sexy.
    Pink- because my friends told me too.
    Red- because i was in the mood.
    Blue- because i hate my life.
    Yellow- because im awesome.
    Gray- because i smell bad.
    Green- because i love to.
    Orange- because im beautiful.
    Brown- because its fun
    Purple- because thats how i roll..
    No shirt- because i have perfect abs.
    Other- because im single.
    Now fav and comment your sentence!
    michaelchannel

  10. annuleesemylady annuleesemylady
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    Shows I watched as a kid:
    Kim Possible
    Rugrats
    The Amanda Show
    Unfabulous
    H2O
    Zoey 101
    The Berenstain Bears
    Arthur
    Cyberchase
    The Big Comfy Couch
    As Told By Ginger
    The Wiggles
    The Bear in the Big Blue House
    LazyTown
    Little Bear
    Fave if you've watched one of these shows.
    Annuleesemylady♥

  11. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    The Suite life of Zack and Cody;
    Hector: Esteban, I have great news! There has been a peaceful change of government in our country and your family's back in power!
    Esteban: You mean grandfather Geraldo Mario Juan Carlos Jose Diego Luka Pepe Bombaro Lupe Luigi Abarto Francisco Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez has taken the throne again?
    Hector: No. The other one.
    Esteban: Oh, you mean Fred?

  12. shelbyingle shelbyingle
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    That guy you cant stop thinking about.

    nmf

  13. Smiley_101 Smiley_101
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 2:55pm UTC
    you see this face?
    :(:
    it's two-faced
    just like you.

  14. alliecakess alliecakess
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    The divorce rate between my socks is astonishing.
    Format: twilightgirl995

  15. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    my mom thinks my friends are bad influences.
    but honestly, i'm usually the one coming up with the ideas.

  16. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    • • • • • •
    If there ever comes a day
    when we can't be together
    keep me in your heart I'll be there forever.
    -Winnie the Pooh
    Format credit - RunawayRachel (:

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    when you realize you're wrong during an argument.
    jimmy365:)
    nmq/^my format

  18. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    Fave if you actually had a good
    Friday the 13th. ♥

  19. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    The amazing feeling you get when
    (your crush texts you)
    you beat your high score in temple run.

  20. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    I've liked you since I met you.

:)

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