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  1. mrsfredweasley mrsfredweasley
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    fav this if,
    the only kiss you'll be getting on valentines day is a hershey.

  2. laurenxoxo96 laurenxoxo96
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    Facebook should have
    a button that says "in a Flirtationship"
    because it seems like thats all there ever is anymore.

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 2:48pm UTC
    Sometimes all I really need is
    someone to hug me tight
    and refuse to let me go
    until I feel all better
    -♥-

  4. DANMOON DANMOON
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 12:57pm UTC
    "______ is now single."
    ...oh hell, here comes the depressing statuses.

  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    If a cop
    Ever pulls you over
    And says, “papers”.
    Say “scissors, I win” and drive off.

  6. hannxoxo hannxoxo
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 10:55pm UTC
    that awkward moment
    when valentines day is around the corner,
    and the only person that loves you is your mom.

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    The worst sight
    in the world
    Is seeing your mom cry.

  8. MarianaAyala MarianaAyala
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    99% OF GUYS ARE HOT..
    THE OTHER 1% GO TO MY SCHOOL.
    ugly truth..

  9. emma21 emma21
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    mom walks into room
    pull up google and stare at it
    nmf

  10. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 2:27pm UTC
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  12. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 2:05pm UTC
    Stay Strong.
    Make them wonder how you're still smiling.


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  14. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    my friends Tell ME i can
    do better, but i don't want better. i want you. ♥

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 3:30pm UTC
    "Don't move
    There's something in your hair"
    You: GET IT OUT , GET IT OUT,
    GET IT OUUUUT

  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 2:24pm UTC
    The sad moment
    when you find an old conversation between
    you and someone you don't talk to
    anymore

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 2:42pm UTC
    That mini heart attack
    You get when someone says...
    "Oh, I heard something about you."

  18. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    fact ;
    birthdays are good for your health
    studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.

  19. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 8:15pm UTC
    If life gives you melons,
    you'll probably end up working in hooters.
    This is just a joke do not get offended

  20. hcoofsocalifxo hcoofsocalifxo
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    Jessie J It's not about the money, money, moneyWe don't need your money, money, money
    Share
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    Mr.Krabs What did you just say ?!

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