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  8. J I L L I A N ; )* J I L L I A N ; )*
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    October 28, 2013 9:36pm UTC
    how do people expect me
    to survive during winter?
    like, i'm even cold
    without a blanket.


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  11. LastButNotLeast* LastButNotLeast*
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    October 28, 2013 7:34am UTC
    Somewhere, over the rainbowWay up high, and the dreams that dream of once in a lullaby ii ii ii..

  12. onlylettingitgo onlylettingitgo
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    October 26, 2013 5:00pm UTC
    So... I just watched some pidgeons jump on top of each other for a while and like sit next to each other for a while looking at one another akwardly... oh well....

  13. Suffering Suffering
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    October 27, 2013 3:16am UTC
    BROKEN OR BRUISED, SOMEBODY LOVES YOU.

  14. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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    October 26, 2013 2:29pm UTC
    Me: *reading something*
    Me: wow... what time does this class end?
    Me: 10:39? lol, wow, it's only 10 o'clock.
    Me: somebody stab my face, plz.
    Me: *focuses on words again*
    Me: wait... what happened?

  15. we2areawesome we2areawesome
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    October 27, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Monkeys like YOU,
    Belong in a zoo.
    But don't be afraid,
    I'll be there too
    Not in the cage,
    But laughing at you.
    I'm only joking,
    I'm just bored.
    I wanted to
    Say hello to you!
    So enjoy this poem,
    That I made up for you,
    Hope it makes you smile,
    And helps you enjoy your day too!

  16. Ray_Ban_Diva Ray_Ban_Diva
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    October 28, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    fake is the new trend and everyone seems to be in style.

  17. Ray_Ban_Diva Ray_Ban_Diva
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    October 28, 2013 4:02pm UTC
    don't bro me if you don't know me.

  18. *VA VA VOOM* *VA VA VOOM*
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    October 28, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    Me: You like Imagine Dragons?
    Brother: Yeah. But not everyone can imagine dragons.
    Me:
    Mum:
    Batman:
    Rick Riordan:
    David Cameron:
    The Queen:
    The world:
    Me: No, stop. Your a shame to human kind.
    Me: This is why the world should've ended in 2012.
    Me: So it could've prevented that joke from ever being put into existance.
    Me: Leave. You aren't worthy to breath the same air I do.
    *The people of the world boo as he walks away*

  19. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
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    September 30, 2013 2:08am UTC
    Hey you.
    Yes you
    STOP SCROLLING!
    Okay, well done.
    Now, close on eye.
    No the other one.
    Yep that one
    Okay now open you eye you just look silly.
    Try squinting
    Nope open your eyes again.
    You're almost done.
    Now half smile.
    Actually smile all the way.
    OH MY GOD!
    No, keep smiling.
    You look so beautiful like that.
    You should really smile more often.


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