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  1. da1028 da1028
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 9:23am UTC
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  2. da1028 da1028
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 8:47pm UTC
    I want a guy that;
    will hold my hand.
    kiss my nose and forehead.
    is taller so i'll always feel protected.
    smart.
    makes me laugh until my stomach hurts.
    bites his lip.
    will call me beautiful no matter how i look.
    will kiss my tears away.
    cup my face in his hands, and tell me it will be okay.
    hug me strong, for a long time.
    give me his sweatshirt on cold days.
    take me randomly to get smoothies.
    call me, not text me.
    would never act like a dick when i'm around he and his friends.
    caring.
    will push my hair out of my face.
    tell me he loves me.
    cheers me up when i'm sad.
    never pushes me to do anything.
    is supportive.
    smiles with his eyes.
    will share his feelings.
    will be truthful.
    will be trustworthy.
    call me "beautiful" not "hot."
    write music and poetry about me.
    who's creative.
    who's loyal.
    will kiss me in the rain.
    tell me i'm beautiful without make-up.
    the best smile.
    maturity.
    sensitivity.
    confidence.
    that realizes no issue has a quick fix.
    gives me roses.
    that is a good listener, and knows the difference between listening and talking.
    gives me space when i need it.
    helps me study.
    takes me on romantic walks.
    holds my hand in front of whoever.
    not afriad to be with me.
    will take me to the movies.
    doesn't try to change me,
    will love me for who i am. ♥

  3. da1028 da1028
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 4:25pm UTC
    Cross Out What You've Done.
    Had a boyfriend/Girlfriend.
    Been kissed.
    Been dumped.
    Fallen in love.
    Been called ugly, fat, sl*t, etc.
    Jumped off a bridge.
    Rode a roller coaster.
    Skydived.
    Eaten an exotic food.
    Snuck out of your house.
    Drank alcohol
    Gotten so drunk you passed out.
    Cut yourself on accident
    Cut yourself on purpose.
    Laughed so hard you peed your pants.
    Had an eating disorder.
    Called yourself ugly.
    Met your idol.
    Been to a concert.
    Watched 'The Exorcist' and didn't have a nightmare.
    Eaten a bug
    Read a book over a thousand pages.
    Kissed somebody in the rain.
    Been jealous of somebody else's relationship.
    Climbed a tree.
    Smoked a cigarette.
    Smoked weed/pot.
    Gone skinnydipping
    Been backstabbed by somebody you once called your best friend.
    Beaten somebody up.
    Egged somebody's house.
    Ding dong ditched.
    Had a crush on your guy/girl best friend.
    Been told by your parents they hate you
    Been to another country.
    Answered all these questions honestly
    nmf
    NNMwrjha;

  4. da1028 da1028
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 7:46pm UTC
    HOW GUYS FLIRT101♥:
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hits you a lot(playfully)
    >He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    >He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outing
    >He called you to talk about nothing at all.
    > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    >He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish.
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you re-post this
    If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
    or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  5. da1028 da1028
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    If you've ever been called
    "ugly",
    put this as your quote
    &
    whoever
    [♥]'s it
    disagrees.

  6. da1028 da1028
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 7:38pm UTC
    *on the bus singing Wish you were here By avril lavign(however you spell it) under my breath*
    *waching bus drive away, making sure nobody's around*
    DAMN DAMN DAMN WHAT I'D DO TO HAVE YOU NEAR NEAR NEAR... Walking down my street belting this at the top of my lungs.
    I get to my house, only to find that my YOUNG land scaper is there painting the bricks. "Hey nice singing, but you shouldnt be cursing."
    *cheeks flush bright red and I nodd my head* I try to open the garage door, Trying like 5 times until it works... thinking 'WHY WONT THE DAMN THING WORK THE FIRST TIME!'
    {true story, yes this really happened} ☺♥☻

  7. da1028 da1028
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 8:18pm UTC
    When you dream about someone, they were thinking about you las night... Well,
    ~I drempt about my 100 year old 6th grade teacher... what does that mean?
    ~I drempt about my worst enemy killing me O-O Does that mean he was thinking about killing me?
    ~And dont you LOVE it when you dream about THE ONE and something really good happens during it!
    Man I love my mind! ;-D

  8. da1028 da1028
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 8:36pm UTC
    type your name: Dori
    type your name with your elbow: fd;prgtfki
    type your name with your eyes closed:Diru
    type your name with your nose: edo0ri
    bash your head onto the keyboard: y7u6uy7h6

  9. da1028 da1028
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 5:30pm UTC
    Painting Unicorns with your BFF is called BONDING!

  10. da1028 da1028
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 6:21pm UTC
    "A Flower For You, A Flower for me, we all have our flowers in a nice little tree :)
    Yes my brother really just said that to me...

  11. da1028 da1028
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    God Is Writting My Love Story <3

  12. da1028 da1028
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 5:14pm UTC
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