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*on the bus singing Wish you were here By avril lavign(however you spell it) under my breath*

*waching bus drive away, making sure nobody's around*

DAMN DAMN DAMN WHAT I'D DO TO HAVE YOU NEAR NEAR NEAR... Walking down my street belting this at the top of my lungs.

I get to my house, only to find that my YOUNG land scaper is there painting the bricks. "Hey nice singing, but you shouldnt be cursing."

*cheeks flush bright red and I nodd my head* I try to open the garage door, Trying like 5 times until it works... thinking 'WHY WONT THE DAMN THING WORK THE FIRST TIME!'

{true story, yes this really happened} ☺♥☻

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