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Hellow fellow wittians! my name is Dori, my best friends name is Maggie. she has a witty but someone shared her skype with other people, so shes off for the moment...
Im currently single, (not for long) and I love you all!

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  1. da1028 da1028
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    Alright here we go again...
    You probably here these every 5 seconds but here...
    Im leaving
    Im leaving because my Best Friend is leaving too and shes the one who started my witty obbsession
    Shes leaving because someone gave her witty to the world (not the world but my small worldd)
    I'll check in on you all even though nobody is going to read this I hope you know I love you all
    Btw if you did end up reading this THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR CARING
    See you all soon
    this witty is dead x_x :(

  2. da1028 da1028
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    Hey there, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down do you wanna know what you've gotta do?
    JUST KEEP SWIMING JUST KEEP SWIMING WHAT DO WE DO JUST SWIM SWIM. HA HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO i LOVE TO SWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMM AND i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE TO SWIM!
    gotta love dory♥

  3. da1028 da1028
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    When The Hunger Games trailer comes on:
    me: we could do it you know.
    me: take off, live in the woods
    me: we wouldn't make it 5 miles
    me: they're not going to pick you.
    me: PRIMROSE EVERDEEN!
    me: I volunteer! I volunteer as tribute!
    me: they just want a good show, thats all they want.
    me: there's 24 of us Gale, only one comes out.
    me: so you're here to make me look pretty
    me: I'm here to help you make an impression,
    me: this is the time to show them everything.
    me: I just can't afford to think like that.
    me: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
    me: *whistles*
    family:
    me:
    nmf/nmq

  4. da1028 da1028
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 1:15pm UTC
    Do not push such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember, all men would be tyrants if they could.
    ~Abigail Adams

  5. da1028 da1028
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    12DAYCHALLENGE.
    1) Introduce yourself with a lyric. "And we start to dance. All around us, there is nobody here in silence, it's just you and me" -Fallin for You
    2) Describe your relationship status:mentally dating
    3) Who are the most important people in your life?
    4) List of your 3 favorite movies.
    5)What annoys you more than anything?
    6)What's your favorite book?
    7) Describe your personality with five words.
    8) What do you do for education/work?
    9) What's your favorite TV show?
    10) List all the people you have slept with by their initials.
    11) How many quotes have you made so far?
    12) What would you like to do in the next ten years
    Dont forget.... i might...

  6. da1028 da1028
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    7th - 12th grade love & hearts
    Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight
    If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now.
    REpost

  7. da1028 da1028
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    Maggie
    You have been my best friend for a year and a half now, It feels like forever.
    We've had so many good times together
    Camp Kayos
    lv. 5
    (my mom is gonna have alex next year I just know it BLOOD IS NOT BLUE!)
    Memorial day BBQ
    just to name a few...
    I cant wait!
    Im so happy for you!
    I love ya babe!

  8. da1028 da1028
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 1:55pm UTC
    Type your name...
    Regularly: Dori
    Eyes Closed: Diri
    Elbows: deorfik
    Nose: d9r89
    Fourhead: 4e39r5r9i
    Big Toe:doooori
    Now Bang Your Head Into The Keyboard:
    uiyhug6tttttttttttyjl

  9. da1028 da1028
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 1:49pm UTC
    Okay so...
    Im at my grandparents house,
    I have to pee.
    I go to the bathroom that everyone uses,
    My bro just clogged it.
    I go to the master bedroom bathroom,
    Its being painted.
    I go downstairs,
    Its filthy
    JUST FANTASTIC!!!!!!
    I still have to pee...

  10. da1028 da1028
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    Test your tongue
    Find the 3 and get a kiss tomorrow.
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS3SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    *find the B DON'T skip or your wish won't come true
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    Once you found the 'B' find the mistake
    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYNZ
    Once you found the mistake Find the 1
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllll1llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    Once you found the 1. Find the 6
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999996999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    once you found the 6 find the N (it's hard!!!)
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    Once you found the N... find the Q
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    find the i
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    Now make 2 wishes!
    *~ they will come true~*
    Now as soon as you make ur 2 wishes repost this as "test ur tounge" ;)

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    January 7, 2012 3:26pm UTC
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    January 7, 2012 3:07pm UTC
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  13. da1028 da1028
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 9:56am UTC
    I woke up this morning...
    the 1st day of 2012,
    the first thing i did was i went to the bathroom...
    I did my buissness...
    looked into the mirror and i didnt scream!
    my hair was in a messy ponytail,
    my pajamas actualy made me look pretty good!
    I looked skinny, gorgeous and i felt really good!
    ☺2012 your off to a great start☻

  14. da1028 da1028
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    December 31, 2011 11:56pm UTC
    Times square Ny new years eve 10 minutes before 2012~
    newz reporter: arent you guys up past your bed time?
    kid: THERE IS NO BEDTIME ON NEWYEARS EVE!!!!!!!☻☺
    Best comeback all year!

  15. da1028 da1028
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 11:48pm UTC
    Fact: People with hazel/brown eyes are the most fun and happy. They kiss the best & will love when not wanted; they always end up falling for people they haven't known long. They are the most hyper/crazy people, you can't do better than them. Repost if you have hazel or brown eyes.

  16. da1028 da1028
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 11:44pm UTC
    Him: you ready for our test today
    Me: we don't have that today
    Him: yeah we do
    Me: WHAT?!?!?!
    Him: haha i really had you going
    Me: <wants to slap him then kiss him to make it better> <instead makes a fake anrgy face and starts laughing a little to much>
    Ahhhh the art of flirting ;)
    ***actual converstion***
    oh gingerbreadman (codename im not insane, i dont talk to gingerbread men)
    (oh..(oh

  17. da1028 da1028
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    12DAYCHALLENGE.
    1) Introduce yourself with a lyric. "And we start to dance. All around us, there is nobody here in silence, it's just you and me" -Fallin for You
    2) Describe your relationship status:
    3) Who are the most important people in your life?
    4) List of your 3 favorite movies.
    5)What annoys you more than anything?
    6)What's your favorite book?
    7) Describe your personality with five words.
    8) What do you do for education/work?
    9) What's your favorite TV show?
    10) List all the people you have slept with by their initials.
    11) How many quotes have you made so far?
    12) What would you like to do in the next ten years
    Love, Maggie

  18. da1028 da1028
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    December 28, 2011 7:12pm UTC
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  19. da1028 da1028
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    When you catch "him" looking... the best feeling EVER!

  20. da1028 da1028
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 8:30pm UTC
    Random Questions About Me:
    Spell your name without vowels: Dr
    Your favorite number: 13
    What color do you wear most?: purple
    Least favorite color?: brown
    What are you listening to?: nothing
    What is your favorite class in school?: Home ec.
    Are you outgoing?: um... idk my friends would know
    Favorite pair of shoes?: Uggs/flipflops. i live in those things!
    Can you dance?: NO!
    Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: si
    Can you whistle? Yupp
    Write with both hands?: heck no!
    Cross your eyes: No, it makes me get naucious
    Walk with your toes curled?: think so
    THE DO'S
    Do you believe there is life on other planets?: yea
    Do you believe in miracles?: Yup!
    Do you believe in magic?: sometimes
    Love at first sight?: yes
    Do you like roller coasters?: YEAH BUDDY!
    Do you know how to swim?: Yupp
    Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: Ew
    THE HAVES
    Have you ever been on a plane?: Bunch of times
    Have you ever asked someone out?: No
    Have you ever been to the ocean?: Yeah!
    Have you ever painted your nails? Yuppp
    THE WHATS
    What is the temperature outside?: um... cold
    What radio station do you listen to?: I have xm so hits 1 or the pulse
    What was the last thing you bought?: Christmas gifts
    What was the last thing on TV you watched?: Horrid kiddy shows
    THE WHOS
    Who was the last person you talked to?: My mom (seriously)
    Who was the last person you took a picture of?: Maggie
    Who was the last person you said I love you to?: My mom ( dont lol)
    HAPPY SECTION
    Are you a happy person?: EXTREMELY HAPPY:D
    What can make you happy?: A LOT of things haha
    Do you wish you were happier?: Probably not, id burst with happieness. Id probably explode into a bunch of emoticons
    Can music make you happy?: yeash, yes
    How many times have you had your heart broken?: once, twice, a few, ten...
    LOOK AT ME
    What is your current hair color?: Golden brown
    What does your hair look like now? Wet... just took a shower
    Have any tattoos?: Nope
    Eye color?: Brown
    CURRENTLY WEARING
    What shirt are you wearing?: pj top
    Pants: Fluffy pj bottoms
    Shoes?: Fluffy alpaca slipers
    Necklaces?: Nonee
    HAVE YOU EVER
    Been to jail: Never!
    Ran away from home: nope
    Laughed so hard you cried: si
    Thrown up in a store: no
    Wanted to be a model: no
    Done something really stupid that you still laugh about?: I like trains
    seen a dead body: Yep.. mummy... unwraped...
    skinny dipping: um.. lemme think about it... NO!
    1. Were you named after anyone?: yea my great grandma who died before i was born
    2. When was the last time you cried?: Yesterday
    3. Do you like your handwriting?: wish it was neaterr
    4. What's your favorite lunch meat?: none... ham
    7. Do you use sarcasm?: NOOOOO! really!
    8. Do you still have your tonsils?: Yea
    9. Would you bungee jump?: if i was paid
    10. What is your favorite cereal?: dont eat cereal
    11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?: no
    13. What is your favorite ice cream?: mint choc chip.
    14. What is the first thing you notice about people?: voice, personailty, eyes
    15. Red or pink: PURPLE
    16. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?: my stomach
    17. Who do you miss the most?: chris spealmen... old fam friend who i grew up with
    18. Do you want everyone to complete this list?:no
    21. What are you listening to right now?: Nothing
    22. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?: Purple
    23. Favorite Smells?: too manyy smells;)

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