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  1. ILoveStarWars ILoveStarWars
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    Fave if you remember,
    - When we could have pictures in quotes.
    -JamesBrass was annoying.
    -AliceCullen was really popular.
    -Everyone wanted Brandon Cyrus gone.
    -When Witty went Pink for Breast Cancer Awarness month.
    -Detox weekend.
    This quotes for all the Original Wittians!
    Follow me, I probably won't follow back c:

  2. IAmSuperHumanHehe IAmSuperHumanHehe
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    Mom: What did you learn at school today?
    Me: Obviously Not Enough,
    we have to go back tomorow.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. TheChronicler TheChronicler
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 9:05am UTC
    I want my crush to
    push me off the couch,
    tackle me on the floor,
    brush my hair from my face,
    lean in, and whisper,
    "I love you."

  5. StarCrossedLover StarCrossedLover
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    I don't care too much for money, Money can't buy me love.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. do_you_love_me_xoxo do_you_love_me_xoxo
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 11:22pm UTC
    Teens in a nutshell #18
    When your mom gets up during the night and you go into super ninja mode hiding the laptop, ipod and phone and pretending to be a sleep

  8. cutehotti9912 cutehotti9912
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    Things we love to hear in School:
    "You can pack up early."
    "You can talk to your friends for the rest of the period."
    "The homework is due next week."
    "There are no more notes to copy."
    "You don't have any homework tonight."
    "We don't have a lot of school days left."
    "The bell is going to ring soon."
    "We are going to have a pizza/ice cream party."
    "You have an extra day to finish your assignment."
    "You won't be quizzed/tested on this."
    *Teacher goes over a hard problem on board* "This won't be on your quiz/test/final."
    "Have a good day/weekend/vacation/summer."
    "You will have a subsitute tomorrow/rest of the week."
    "Goodbye, class."

  9. christofx christofx
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    Anyone know that feeling
    when youre laughing so hard
    no noise is coming out
    so you sit there clapping like a retarted
    seal ?

  10. StayWonderful StayWonderful
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    when your
    Parents dont know you know
    all the little perverted jokes in kids shows
    <3

  11. Marion Marion
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 4:02pm UTC
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