What if you
gave this to
your crush ?
Dear ___ ,
Hi. In case you haven't realized it
already, I like you. More than
anything. You're on my mind
24/7, and every time you smile,
my heart has a seizure, and quite
frankly, I think I die a little. Now,
it's completely fine if you don't like
me. Just...when you man up and
tell me you don't feel the same
way, please say it gently. I'm not
made of steel. My feelings are
pretty fragile. And one word from
you could shatter my heart for
months. So be careful. Don't laugh
because of this pathetic love letter.
Rather smile at it. Embrace it.
Even if you don't like me, that's
okay. I mean, a girl wrote you a
love letter. That's not something
most guys experience. But you,
my friend, you experienced it. So,
you're the man. Congrats kid!
Kudos to you! But anyway, I've
told you what to do if you DON'T
like me, now if you DO like me,
that's a different story. First of all,
you should tell me. Just walk up
to me, smile that amazing smile of
yours, and say, "I like you." Course
you could say something more
romantic such as, "My dear lady, I
have come to feel for you a
passionate admiration and
regard," but that's quoting Pride
and Prejudice, and I'd rather you
make up your own little thing to
say to me. And whatever it is you
say, it can be as simple or as
complicated as you want. In fact,
you don't even have to say it. If you
want, you could just write me a
love letter or poem...Just do what
you want. Whatever you want.
Just let me know in some sort of
way whether you like me or not
because I'm dying to know. Now, I
have a feeling you don't like me. At
all. The funny thing is though, you
like to stare at me a lot. Oh, and
believe me, I notice. I can see. But
hey, that's fine. In fact, I kind of
enjoy it. In case you haven't
noticed, I stare at you all the time.
Why? You may wonder. Well, it's
because you're nice to look at
and I like the feeling I get when I
look at you. And this feeling,
strangely enough, is a lot like
a bunch of grasshoppers on crack
bouncing around in my stomach.
And when I talk to you...just wow.
I can't even describe the feeling,
but it's wonderful, I assure you.
ANYWAYS. I hope you enjoyed
this letter, and I hope you
understand how I feel. But most
of all, I hope you feel the same
way. Just, by all means, please
remember that I like you very
much. Just as you are.
With love, ___♥
TheChronicler