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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 7:45pm UTC
    you guys
    i asked myself out
    and i said
    n☹
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  2. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 5:00pm UTC
    I hope there will be someone in my life who will turn my
    black and white
    world into a
    colorful one ♥

  3. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    i have friends,
    but they have friends
    AND THEY HAVE PARTIES,
    and i'm so awkward.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 2:16pm UTC
    people that wear sunglasses inside have
    to because it's always sunny in Doucheville.

  5. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 5:51am UTC
    Plot Twist: the nerdy guy at the back of your science class has a six pack.

  6. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 4:40pm UTC
    Fangirl Problems #69
    When you find out your favourite celebrity smokes weed and you start cutting yourself.
    Wait no. That's not a fangirl problem. That's a mental problem.

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    are you a magician because
    abracaDAYUM
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 2:03pm UTC
    fun thing to do when bored:
    go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on peoples cars saying "sorry for the damage" and watch them look for it.

  9. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 10:56am UTC
    after school holidays when you pick up your pen and your just like
    "how do you use this?"
    anyone else?

  10. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    I wish I was eight again,
    BECAUSE ALL HE HAD TO DO.
    » was tag me & I was it . }}

  11. requiem requiem
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 4:23am UTC
    “JuST FRIenDS”
    aren't meant to kiss, TOUCH or hold each other like we do.

  12. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    The problem with the world is that
    intelligent people are
    full of doubts
    and the stupid ones are full of
    confidence.

  13. C0nstantWriter C0nstantWriter
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    Will you just
    hold me while
    I cry...

  14. C0nstantWriter C0nstantWriter
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    Maybe if I smash my face into my textbook I'll retain some of the information...


  15. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  16. almost almost
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    If someone asks you "why"
    Ask "Why not?"

  17. C0nstantWriter C0nstantWriter
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    Anti-Jokes #1
    Friends are like bananas...
    If you peel their skin and eat them-
    they die.

  18. Fizzy_Monster Fizzy_Monster
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    Remember those
    time's when we were
    younger and we tried
    to insult each other
    by saying...
    "Your not coming to
    my birthday anymore!""2"

  19. almost almost
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 11:12pm UTC
    What I do after reading an amazing book:
    Me: stares at last page
    Me: smiles at it
    Me: closes the book slowly
    Me: smiles at the cover
    Me: rubs the cover
    Me: makes a speech to a family member about how amazing it was
    Me: dramatically breathes in
    Me: dramatically breathes out
    Me: weird awkward happy noises that sound like a dying elephant
    Me: puts the book away and picks up another book
    *Process repeats*
    nmq

  20. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 4:43pm UTC
    " I'm Sorry " and " my bad "
    mean the same thing ....
    Unless you are at a Funeral .

:)

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