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Esmeralda*
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June 16, 2012 10:09am UTC

Me: We had a surprise test today.
Mom: And?
Me: I was really surprised.

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screwthehatersx
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 10:03am UTC

Don't take this life too seriously
in the end, no-one gets out
alive anyway.

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manSlaughterhahagetit
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 10:03am UTC

OH IM SORRY
I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU'RE
AN EXPERT ON MY LIFE
AND HOW I SHOULD LIVE IT.
PLEASE CONTINUE WHILE I
TAKE NOTES.

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ICONiac
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 3:50pm UTC

LSHMSFOAIDMT
=
Laughing So Hard My Sombrero Falls Off And I Drop My Taco
Happens all the time

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luv2laugh
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 3:47pm UTC

Fine, Don't respond to my text. I like food better then i like you anyways.

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Hahalmao
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 3:38pm UTC

Teacher: "you failed the test" Student: "you failed to educate"

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Hahalmao
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 3:19pm UTC

I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep." B*tch, you need to hibernate.

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Love_Aholic
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 1:55pm UTC

When I was 5 ,
sticking out my togue was like giving someone the middle finger

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Nigel9086
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 3:25pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
when you laugh while everyone else cries.

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livelifealltheway
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 5:25pm UTC

in elementary school...
why were we forced to
learn how to play the recorder?

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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onedirectioniloveyou
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 10:29am UTC

Who else
Has the time of their life,
Reading arguments on Facebook?
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Brandi_Swaq
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 8:04pm UTC

DEAR SIDEWALK,
Please get wider...
SINCERELY, THIRD FRIEND WALKING BEHIND
FEELING EXCLUDED.

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Livaaaay3
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 3:16pm UTC

Harry
Potter.
I bet you thought this was another OneDirection Quote :P

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Hopelesscrusher
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 9:47pm UTC

I miss the days when homework
was just.... coloring.
♥
nmf

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Buki
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 9:07pm UTC

Friends this summer: OMG GUESS WHAT I DID!?? Or OMG GUESS WHO I MET?!!?
Me this summer: I sat on my couch all day and met two friends I like to call Food and Computer.

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me_you17
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 11:17pm UTC

Dude are you ready to party?!!!
Umm who is this?
Oh sorry wrong number
Bye
...but I want to party.
nmf.nmq.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 8:06pm UTC

I never said it was your fault,
I just said I was gonna blame it on you.

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Bee
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 8:56pm UTC

god: let there be ugliness
me: *is born*

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