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Katiie
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October 17, 2010 3:51pm UTC

Am I the only one who,
when they see a quote from a movie, says it, out loud,
EXACTLY
as they did in the movie. //////////////////////////////////////

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LiamandSimmy
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October 17, 2010 8:09am UTC

Today, the school intercom came on and the principal came on and started beatboxing for two straight minutes. When he finished, he said, "That will be all" and the announcement ended. MLIA

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nikkiii03
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October 17, 2010 3:23pm UTC

Mom: What show are you whatching?
7th grader: Of course my soap opera! Dahh
8th grader: Jersey Shore GO VINNY <3
9th grader: Suit life on deck
10th-12th: SpongeBob Square pants
<3

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
October 17, 2010 11:46am UTC

When someone has a
nickname, it feels weird calling them by their real name.

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LiamandSimmy
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October 17, 2010 12:39pm UTC

Last night, I wanted to find out what being The Boogeyman was like. So I slept under my bed. MLIA

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Amburr
posted a quote
October 17, 2010 6:50pm UTC

When I grow up,
I want a son first, then a daughter;
So my son would beat up any boy that makes my little girl cry.♥

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xoxoxo7
posted a quote
October 17, 2010 12:09pm UTC

Did you know?
Iguanas, Koalas, and Komodo dragons all have two penises.
XD
fave if you just smiled :)

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dancerrforliifex3
posted a quote
October 16, 2010 10:02pm UTC

Press the organ
If You Love GOD<3
not my format...credit to whoever:)

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LiamandSimmy
posted a quote
October 17, 2010 8:04am UTC

Today, I was sitting in my room and heard a little boy outside sneeze. I said bless you, and five seconds later, I heard a very hesitant...."God??." MLIA

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LiamandSimmy
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October 17, 2010 1:58pm UTC

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Sidabug321
posted a quote
October 17, 2010 2:45pm UTC

Fake(+)(+) Perfect (o)(o) Perky(*)(*) Cold (^)(^)
& even Grandma's \./\./ Big ( o )( o ) or small (.)(.)
Save them all!
HELP BEAT BREAST CANCER

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limelimes62
posted a quote
October 17, 2010 3:43pm UTC

that weird moment when you know a guy is staring at your
//boobs*}\\

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sayyxxjayyxox33
posted a quote
October 17, 2010 11:58am UTC

If you have never road a shopping cart through the grocery store.
You have not lived.
♥

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immathinkinso_luv11
posted a quote
October 17, 2010 2:56pm UTC

&& Does anyone else remember watching that episode of
Lizzie McGuire where she wanted to buy a bra and thinking
"Why the hell doesn't she already have one?"
mine:]

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Forever_17
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October 16, 2010 9:39pm UTC

Today, I pushed a door that pull. It opened. MLIA.

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LiamandSimmy
posted a quote
October 17, 2010 1:59pm UTC

Today, I went to a Chinese food restaurant. The employees were speaking Spainish. MLIA.

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gigox3mari
posted a quote
October 16, 2010 11:22pm UTC

Ever since we watched that episode of Drake and Josh,
we all go around knowing that Door-henge rhymes with Orange.
[:

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thatsacex3
posted a quote
October 17, 2010 11:41am UTC

Today,
was my dad's birthday, so as a joke
i got him one of those big erasers that
say "FOR BIG MISTAKES". He opened it,
& tried to erase me with it then said,
"It doesn't work". Handed it back to me & left.
FML .

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brika
posted a quote
October 17, 2010 2:14pm UTC

Last Friday, a couple of kids in my grade were wearing
Breast Cancer Awareness T-shirts'
at my school,
Some of the shirts said things like
"Saving Boobies One T-shirt at a time"
and
"Big or Small Save them all"
THEY WERE FORCED TO TAKE THEM OFF OR TURN THEM INSIDE OUT!
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!
One Kid's T-shirt was in memory of his sister who had died of Breast Cancer,
but my school didn't even seem to care!
If you don't think this is right ether
please press the heart!!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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