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  1. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 8:33pm UTC
    You call it demonic because you hear the screaming.
    I call it life saving because I hear the meaning.

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    congratulations
    to cole & dylan sprouse for being the only people in my
    generation who have not launched a singing career

  3. YouthInRetrospect YouthInRetrospect
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 1:38pm UTC
    The sad thing about sunsets
    is that their beauty always fades into darkness.
    Today, she is gone and your coffee is cold.
    The seat across from you is empty
    and there’s nothing to look at but the newspaper
    with yesterday’s news and today’s corruption
    filled with the myth of political correctness
    and an attempt to make everyone else look bad.
    She said her favourite word was absolute
    because nothing in the world ever was.
    The word was useless, like she thought of herself.
    But you could find a thousand uses for those blue eyes
    and a hundred words written in each curl of her hair.
    Still, “I’m worthless,” she’d claim, and run off to chase
    a fictional picture of what she could be: perfect—
    when she knew in her heart no such thing existed.
    You always loved the beauty in sad things,
    and her sadness made her reflect the sunlight
    so that she sparkled like a diamond.
    “People have it worse,” she said with a cigarette in her hand.
    But you thought that was the worst excuse.
    “Be sad if you want to,” you answered, “no one can tell you what to feel.” Still she insisted that you were wrong.
    The last line of her letter told her how much she loved you
    and how she realised happiness was a fantasy.
    The last night you spent with her was watching the sun sink
    below the Pacific, and though you knew it was off to find
    another horizon, the light was too evanescent;
    it was too soon.
    Today she is gone and your coffee is cold
    and it’s another day. It’s the same sun
    but it’s a different light.

  4. xstaybeautiful xstaybeautiful
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:18pm UTC
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  5. KennethLovesMusic KennethLovesMusic
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 12:36pm UTC
    This story is so horrible.
    http://blog.makmoden.com/?p=677
    She was tortured for 44 days until she died.
    Her killers are free men.
    Fave if you think they should have been jailed for life.

  6. drakeforlife drakeforlife
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    DRAKEQUOTES #79
    Sometimes the best way to get someones attention,
    is to stop giving them yours.

  7. lillylovee lillylovee
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    hey bro
    bro
    broski
    brosicle
    broseidon, god of the brocean
    brotato chip
    brotein shake
    brosef stalin
    barack brobama
    teddy brosevelt
    don quibrote
    adrien brody
    gallilebro gallilei
    napoleon bronaparte
    brobo cop
    leonardo dicapribro
    broseph mengele
    bro nye the science guy
    selena bromez
    broey deschanel
    bro dimaggio
    wolfgang amadaeus brozart
    brohemian rhapsody
    osama bro laden
    mighty bro
    young brodo the hobbit bro
    broprah winfrey
    broby dick
    abroham lincoln.
    Sup

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    "I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing...
    Unless you're at a funeral.

  9. Melrose* Melrose*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    *talking to 12 year old cousin*
    Me: what do people your age do with their boyfriends?
    Her: we go to the park. and then we go to the woods.
    Me: oh.
    Her: and i think we all know what happens then.
    Me:
    Her:
    Me:
    Her:
    My sister: Im 19 and ive never been to the woods.

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    I'll never be
    what you want...

  11. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 11:15am UTC
    I'm sorry that
    I never know what to say when we talk.
    It's funny, actually, because
    there are many things I'd like to tell you.
    I just don't know how...

  12. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    I ' m s o r r y .
    Sometimes, I get jealous thinking that someone else could make you happier than I could.

  13. mckissick12 mckissick12
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    *If I was a doctor*
    Hot Guy: I think I broke my wrist.
    Me: Okay, take off your pants.

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    The sound of children laughing makes me happy.
    Unless I'm home alone and my power goes out.

  15. NeverForgetYourBeauty NeverForgetYourBeauty
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    Dear "grape" cough syrup,
    have you ever tasted a grape?
    You taste nothing like grape.
    You taste like death and
    the tears of small children.

  16. lovesick101 lovesick101
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    *cough cough* hoe
    "Excuse me?"
    "Oh i just had something stuck in my throat."
    "You should know how that feels."

  17. drakeforlife drakeforlife
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 1:17am UTC
    DRAKEQUOTES #34
    Even if we can't be together in the end,
    i'm glad you were a part of my life.
    Fave if you think I should start a series :)

  18. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 12:30pm UTC
    Why do you love me?
    Because of who you are. Your beautiful smile. Your mesmerizing eyes. You're pretty much the only person who can pull me back when I try to jump over the edge. You're so nice, funny, smart, sweet and cute. You're the only person I can really trust. Honestly? You don't deserve any of the sh*t that you get, at all. I hate seeing you in so much pain. You can make my day no matter what mood I'm in, even just by saying hello. When I talk to you, I don't think I get butterflies in my stomach - it feels more like a stampede of elephants. You're simply the most amazing person I've ever known. Does that answer your question?
    Not my format. My quote.

  19. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    How in the world,
    am I expected to forget someone as amazing as you?

  20. BlueEyedCutie BlueEyedCutie
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 6:09pm UTC
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