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  1. LivinSoDivine LivinSoDivine
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 12:13pm UTC
    Yesterday I found out my grandma beat cancer.
    She only had a 36% chance of surviving, but she did survive.
    I'm so proud of her, she's my inspiration ♥ ♥

  2. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    Format by the_Anonym0usXD (don't remove the effing credit or i'll scratch your face with my sexy claws.
    COME AND GET ME,
    HARRY STYLES
    format by the_An0nym0usXD

  3. ProfessorPickle ProfessorPickle
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 12:17pm UTC
    ♥ Yes, it’s long? But worth the read ♥
    Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.
    One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window.
    The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.
    The men talked for hours on end.
    They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation..
    Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.
    The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and colour of the world outside.
    The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake
    Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every colour and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.
    As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.
    One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.
    Although the other man could not hear the band - he could see it in his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.
    Days, weeks and months passed.
    One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.
    She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.
    As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.
    Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside.
    He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed.
    It faced a blank wall..
    The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window.
    The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.
    She said, 'Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.'
    Epilogue:
    There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations. Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled.
    If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.
    'Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present .'

  4. Abbi521 Abbi521
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 1:27pm UTC
    Spending a long time
    writing a really long message then
    accidentaly pressing the back button.
    Happened to anyone ?
    -nmf

  5. unitopia25 unitopia25
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    Who else
    hates the way their voice sounds in recordings?

  6. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    "I once sprayed a security with silly string
    because he didn't let me hug a fan."
    - Louis Tomlinson ♥
    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

  7. GlitzyglamQuoter GlitzyglamQuoter
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    Fave for a follow?:)

  8. converse_allstar97 converse_allstar97
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 9:36am UTC
    If you've ever been called
    "ugly",
    put this as your quote
    &
    whoever
    [♥]'s it
    disagrees.

  9. shaye2017 shaye2017
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 9:43am UTC
    I didn't change
    i grew up
    you should try it sometime
    -Drake ♥

  10. foreverme1331 foreverme1331
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 9:44am UTC
    so i dont know about you but i wouldnt mind if one day you grabbed my hand and never
    let go<3
    x
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  11. CaitoPotatoe34 CaitoPotatoe34
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 9:49am UTC
    What omeagle is like...........
    Ok this guy looks nice.... OMG HELLL NOOO I AINT TAKING MY FRICKIN SHIRT OFF
    next person.... EWW!!! PENISS!!!!
    and so on and so forth...

  12. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 10:05am UTC
    The US One Direction complained that
    they were getting death threats such as
    "We will chase you with spoons and carrots!"
    for trying to make our One Direction change their name!

    nmq


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  14. kirosame21 kirosame21
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    The actor who played Cato,
    Alexander Ludwig,
    is an abercrombie model.
    His face is on the abercrombie bag in my room.
    Right now.
    mind=blown

  15. lovesick101 lovesick101
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Girl: I'm going to kill you.
    Boy: Why?
    Girl: You've invaded my privacy.
    Boy: How so?
    Girl: You're in my thoughts, my dreams, my hopes, even my diary. You tiptoe into my mind all the time.
    Boy: So, you kind of love me, huh?

  16. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 1:18pm UTC
    "If i really love the girl
    i will find a excuse
    to kiss her every five minutes"
    - Harry Styles ♥

  17. OriginalityIsDead OriginalityIsDead
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    "Now made with real cheese!"
    Well wait, what the f*ck was I eating before?

  18. WigWamBam WigWamBam
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    American kid "You're from the UK? Ohhh cool, So do you have tea with the Queen?".
    British kid: "Do you like, go to mcdonalds with Obama?"
    Nmf(BookOfComedy)

  19. chocolate_monsterx3 chocolate_monsterx3
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    Format By chocolate_monsterx3
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    So apparently,
    there is a website called ratemypoo
    where people actually take pictures of their poop
    and other people rate it.
    I am seriously concerned for humanity.
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    my friend told me about this website, and no. I have not gone on it, and i'm not planning on it so i don't actually know if it's true.

  20. mwittym mwittym
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 11:40am UTC
    Does anyone else
    have that one annoying person that thinks they're your best friend?

:)

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