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1. tori323
   posted a quote
   October 29, 2010 3:08pm UTC
   Asian Parentns: *report card comes home*
   You get C?!You no C-sian, You no B-sian. You A-sian!
   *the only under achieving Asian in America [:
   
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2. supercalafragalisticexpialadocious
   posted a quote
   October 8, 2010 3:22pm UTC
   Today, I had a fight with
   my alarm clock. It wanted me to
   wake up; I disagreed.
   Things got violent.
   Now the alarm clocks broken
   and I'm wide awake. Not sure who won.
   MLIA.
   
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3. Hibuddypancakes
   posted a quote
   October 23, 2010 6:11pm UTC
   A B C D E F G
   gummy bears are chasing me.
   one is red, one is blue, one is
   peeing on my shoe.
   now i'm running for my life
   cause the red one has a knife
   ♥
   
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4. oXHuntressXo
   posted a quote
   October 21, 2010 2:20pm UTC
   6.00 p.m...
   To Do Tonight:
   oScience homework
   oMaths problems
   oRevise for upcoming test
   oStart working on history assignment
   3 hours later:
   What I’ve done so far:
   þChecked facebook about 25 times
   þWatched 8 videos on YouTube
   þFaved 50 quotes on Witty
   þMade a quote about my fruitless evening.
   “Oh sh*t.”
   [you know what I'm talking about, so hit the ♡]
   oXHuntressXo ©
   
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5. beliebinchances
   posted a quote
   October 8, 2010 3:39pm UTC
   When Someone
   Randomly falls out of their chair during class :D
   
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6. xotristy12xo
   posted a quote
   October 11, 2010 10:16pm UTC
   *After school, the day you wear a new shirt*
   Mom: Did everyone love your new shirt?
   Me: Yeah, mom everyone saw it and worshiped the ground I walked on
   
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7. Maritzaa_
   posted a quote
   October 16, 2010 6:26pm UTC
   Favorite this ♥
   if you have 3 tabs opened.
   Witty, Facebook, Youtube.
   
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8. texaskangaroo
   posted a quote
   October 10, 2010 1:11pm UTC
   Congratulations, you've lived through:
   01/01/01
   02/02/02
   03/03/03
   04/04/04
   05/05/05
   06/06/06
   07/07/07
   08/08/08
   09/09/09
   and now
   10/10/10.
   Pretty impressive, if I do say so myself ; )
   
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9. sillyslinky
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2010 7:54pm UTC
   splashing water on your face
   like the Neutrogena commercials & failing♥
   
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10. xosarahhhxx33
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2010 2:11pm UTC
    Doe s anyone else;
    walk a little faster when they see a creepy van?
    
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11. kaylaninja7
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2010 8:53pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When
    you come back from the bathroom in the middle of class &
    [[ Everyone Stares ]]
    
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12. xocheerleading
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2010 11:07am UTC
    Confessions of a teen #24:
    When I was little, I would close the fridge door really slow to see if the light really does goes off when you close it.
    
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13. ItzLexxie
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2010 6:51pm UTC
    This girl i dont like
    changed her Facebook status to:
    "suicidal, standing on the edge of a clifff"
    So i poked her..
    
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14. itsvianna
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 3:20pm UTC
    •••••••••
    I hate when part of
    the outfit I've mentally planned
    is in the laundry.
    •••••••••
    
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15. taaymaex3
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2010 3:40pm UTC
    Looking at the first question on the test, and thinking,
    Wow.
    I'm screwed.st, an
    
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16. loveisthemovementx
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 7:43pm UTC
    it took harry potter
    7 long books to catch the bad guy.. while it only takes scooby doo 25 minutes.
    
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17. MarsBar
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2010 3:31pm UTC
    * Throws book at someones face *
    "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!"
    "I facebooked you" :)
    
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18. xosarahhhxx33
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2010 3:07pm UTC
    "Dude you're singing the wrong words."♫
    "No I'm not, I'm making a remix." ♥
    
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19. liveforthemoment
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2010 1:44am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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20. jessxsmile
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2010 8:22pm UTC
    *In The Supermarket*
    Crap, where's my mom!? Act cool, Act cool..
    
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