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  1. kunt kunt
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    ok, he deleted his Twitter.
    you're acting like he's worried about you guys. STFU.

  2. yayrey yayrey
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    knowing your
    family so well
    that you can tell who's coming down the stairs
    by the sound of their footsteps.

    Format by Yayrey

  3. GoxOutxWithxAxBangx3 GoxOutxWithxAxBangx3
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 12:25pm UTC
    Me: *comes back from a trip*
    Me: I'M BAAAAAAAAACCCCCK!!!! :DDDDD
    Everyone: ew
    Everyone: why
    Everyone: seriously leave
    Everyone: nobody likes you
    My Mom: WELCOME HOME SWEETIE PIE!!!!!!!!!

  4. GoxOutxWithxAxBangx3 GoxOutxWithxAxBangx3
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 12:43am UTC
    Witty: "this user is not following you"
    Me: well why the hell not i'm fabulous

  5. GoxOutxWithxAxBangx3 GoxOutxWithxAxBangx3
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    w e c a n p i c k u p t h e p i e c e s
    anD BuILD a LeGo House
    a n d i f t h i n g s g o w r o n g
    we couLD KnocK IT Down.
    -Ed Sheeran, Lego House

  6. loveisjustlove loveisjustlove
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 11:29am UTC
    This year, my dad was 10 years cancer free. Recently, he got into an accident and broke two ribs and a vertebrae. He damaged his liver too, and the doctor told him he might have cancer again, because she wasn't a very good doctor... I was so scared, because having cancer twice and living both times is rare, I bet. Turns out it was just from the injury, and I couldn't be any happier. Thank you, God. Feel better, daddy. I love you.
    please pray that he'll heal soon. he's in a lot of pain right now.

  7. lizardlizzie98 lizardlizzie98
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    & who else remembers,
    heyyyyyyyyo
    it's
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICO!
    ;)
    (hannah montana)

  8. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    Today I went shopping & saw a little boy.
    No, he didn't call me beautiful.
    Instead, he yelled at me ,"Monster."
    His brother came up to him and knelt to his level.
    His brother looked him into the eye & said some word.
    "Listen, I'll beat you up when you get home if you don't apologize."
    The little kid took one look at me and said, "I'm sorry." Gave me a pouty face and left.
    I turned to his brother, "Thank you." I flashed a smiled.
    He smiled, "It's no problem. Anything to keep the next generation filled with chivalry."
    I looked at him and my mouth dropped open.
    He smiled and introduced himself.
    I smiled back.
    Ryan, you seem like a witty kid.
    If you are, thank you.
    You really made my day.

  9. xNeonCookiiex xNeonCookiiex
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 8:38am UTC
    In England not everyone is posh
    In Texas not everyone is a cowboy
    In Ireland not everyone has red hair
    In China not everyone is a genius
    In India not everyone eats curry
    In Scotland not everyone wears a kilt
    In Japan not everyone likes sushi
    In California not everyone is blond
    In Australia not everyone is a surfer
    In Africa not everyone is black.
    Any more ideas?
    nmq/nmf

  10. Terilyn Terilyn
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    Me: Mom these are the Vans i want to get. *shows her le vans on my laptop*
    My Mom: *grabs the laptop and looks at them* Those are cute! We'll get them this weekend.
    My Mom: *starts looking at my other tabs* Look, Alex liked your photo on Facebook!
    Me: Yes I know. Can you give me my compu-
    My Mom: Oooh! What's Wittyprofiles?
    Me: MOM I'M PREGNANT!
    My Mom:
    Me:
    Witty:
    Voldemort:
    Josh Hutcherson:
    Canada:
    Me: haha. uh. APRIL FOOL'S.
    My Mom: But it's not Apr-
    Me: Ha. I know it's not.. Silly Billy. ha. bye mom. i have to go.. wash the cat. Pip Pip Doodley Doo! *grabs the laptop and runs*
    My Mom: *yells after me* We don't have cat!
    Me: PIP. PIP. DOODLEY. DOO.

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    If you're unsure about something, let it go. Don't try to force something that wasn't meant to be to begin with.

  12. sophieisthename sophieisthename
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    And since I'm not American, I have absolutely no idea what sophomores, freshmen, juniors, seniors and all that are..

  13. FlipThatEmoHair FlipThatEmoHair
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    have you ever
    sat in class and listened to the conversations around you and realized that
    you are the smartest person in the room?

  14. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 10:32am UTC
    25 things about becoming teenagers
    1. You are somewhat better looking that you think you are.
    2. You are somewhat more popular that you think you are.
    3. Your parents are somewhat more cool than you think they are. They are somewhat less cool than they think they are.
    4. Your parents are sometimes wrong. You are wrong more often.
    5. For any given "grown up" activity, somewhat fewer people are doing it than you think.
    6. For any given "grown up" activity, somewhat fewer people are doing it than say they are doing it.
    7. People are not thinking about you. They are thinking about what you're thinking about them.
    8. You are entering a period of chronic, low-level insanity. You will look back on your teen age years and realize this. All teenage girls are insane.
    9. Teenage boys are worse. They are stark, raving, often droolingly insane, and generally remain so well into their twenties.
    10. There is nothing wrong with your breath.
    11. Your body smells just fine.
    12. Noses never hit. Braces do not lock. Teeth sometimes hit. Lips chap, but it take a long, long time. You now know absolutely everything about the dangers of kissing.
    13. Oh, I forgot. It's much easier than you think to get a hickie. If you get one, you will try hard to hide it. Your parents and teachers will try equally hard to pretend they don't see it, or don't know what it is.
    14. The coolest kids in my class are failures now. This is a simple fact. If I had known it at the time I would have thought it a very fun fact. Now I realize it's kind of sad.
    15. The nerdiest kid in my mother's class went on to win a Nobel Prize in Physics. (He is, however, still a major nerd.)
    16. No teacher ever hates you. They just don't think that way. The good ones will love you a little or a lot. The bad ones will have the same emotion toward you that a factory worker has toward objects flying past on an assembly line.
    17. Your parents don't hate you. Your parents love you more than you can even understand now.
    18. If something is illegal, there is probably a good reason.
    19. The things that you think will get you into trouble probably won't get you into as much trouble as you think, but will still get you into trouble.
    20. The things you think might be dangerous are probably more dangerous than you think.
    21. Tattoos last an extremely long time. Studies have shown that only 1% of teenagers who get a tattoo like them ten years later.
    22. Nose rings and tongue studs last only as long as you want them, but bother parents just as much.
    23. You're not stuck. It will end. But it's going to take a long, long time.
    24. When you enter a room and everyone is laughing, it isn't about you.
    25. When you enter a room and everyone is laughing, and you recently blew your nose, and they're all pointing at you, and there's something green swinging in the corner of your vision, considering revising rule 24.

  15. ShutUpAndLookAtThis ShutUpAndLookAtThis
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    Friend Sometimes, by holding on too tight, you end up losing what you were trying so hard to save.
    37 minutes ago · comment · like
    Me Soap is a prime example.
    3 minutes ago ago · like · 10 people like this
    nmf/nmq

  16. idtapthat idtapthat
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    Yeah, I've had a boyfriend.
    Club Penguin gets very sexual sometimes.
    -Format credit to ThatsSoMeee

  17. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    I wish I was eight again,
    BECAUSE ALL HE HAD TO DO.
    » was tag me & I was it . }}

  18. amur3074 amur3074
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:45am UTC
    Cheesy Pick Up Lines #16
    If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
    Format by Sandrasaurus/amur3074

  19. caitlin12399* caitlin12399*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    It's better to find someone who will
    change your life,
    and not only your relationship status.


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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