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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 2:47pm UTC
    He's annoying.
    He's hilarious.
    He's the world's biggest jerk.
    He makes me want to scream.
    He ruins my day and saves it in the last minute.
    He drives me crazy.
    He's out of his mind.
    I hate his guts.
    And he's everything I want.

  2. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    you're not ugly.
    Society Is.
    AlNicholas

  3. MySweetEscape MySweetEscape
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    Sorry boys, the only thing
    I blow are kisses.

  4. Abby. * Abby. *
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    Me: I'll just get on witty for a few minutes before bed
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Is that the sun

  5. sassysweetheart48 sassysweetheart48
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    Did you hear about the rose that grew,
    from a crack in the concrete?
    Proving nature's law is wrong,
    It learned to walk without having feet.
    Funny it seems, but by keeping its dreams,
    It learned to breathe fresh air.
    Long live the rose that grew from concrete,
    when no one else ever cared. ♥
    ~Tupac Shakur

  6. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 11:37am UTC
    Where did I go wrong?
    I lost a friend somewhere along in the bitterness. And I would have stayed up with you
    all night, had I known
    How to save a life.


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  8. Niamhyyy Niamhyyy
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
    What?
    Nothing they just waved.
    Oh
    Do you sea what i did there?
    No
    I'm shore you did!
    How do you have friends?
    Dont be such a beach!
    .nmf/nmq

  9. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    it's the little
    things he does that makes me fall harder and harder
    in love with him
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  10. ColorMeeSamm ColorMeeSamm
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    y e a h , I ' m h u r t i n g . . .
    but on goes that mascara and lipgloss.
    t h a t ' s r i g h t .
    I'll be the prettiest d a m n wreck
    T h a t y o u h a v e e v e r s e e n.

  11. scorpiofriend scorpiofriend
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 5:24pm UTC
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  13. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    me: breathe if you find me attractive
    entire human race: *dies from lack of oxygen*
    Paperlung's format || tumblr

  14. shann_brogan shann_brogan
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    Wife: What are you wearing, 'jake from state farm'?
    Jake from state farm: uh...khakis.
    Wife: she sounds hideous.
    Husband: well, she's a guy...so..


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  16. xolotsoflovexo xolotsoflovexo
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 11:35pm UTC
    “How do you look at the one you love and tell yourself it's time to walk away?"
    -The Vow
    I saw it tonight! it was adorable!

  17. LeA_HeRe LeA_HeRe
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    I'm going to smile like nothing's wrong,
    talk like everything's perfect, act like it's just a dream, and pretend that he's not hurting me.

  18. Anzelly Anzelly
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    I LIED
    I never stopped loving you, I just said that so I can get over you.
    But it doesn't seem to work.

  19. idance idance
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    It's okay, I understand.
    She's skinnier.
    She's funnier.
    She's prettier.
    Don't worry,
    I wouldn't choose me either.

  20. TheLovelyHazelnuts TheLovelyHazelnuts
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    I always get random dirty looks
    just for being a teenager….

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