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xolotsoflovexo

1. xolotsoflovexo
   posted a quote
   May 1, 2012 6:29pm UTC
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   the worst thing ♥
   you can do to a girl is make her feel like she has a chance, when she doesn't.
   nmq/nmf
   
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2. xolotsoflovexo
   posted a quote
   May 1, 2012 6:08pm UTC
   We the jury find the defendant.
   OJ Simpson: Not guilty
   Casey Anthony: Not guilty
   14 year old downloading last night's episode of glee: There's a special place in Hell for people like you
   
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3. xolotsoflovexo
   posted a quote
   April 26, 2012 3:27pm UTC
   The Awkward Moment When...
   Your at the dentist and you don't know where to look.
   
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4. xolotsoflovexo
   posted a quote
   April 20, 2012 5:51pm UTC
   Why are children obese?
   Maybe it's because burgers are $0.99
   and salads $4.99
   True Story
   
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5. xolotsoflovexo
   posted a quote
   April 17, 2012 3:52pm UTC
   That awkward
   moment when
   you're sore from
   playing Wii.
   ----------♥----------
   
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6. xolotsoflovexo
   posted a quote
   April 17, 2012 3:47pm UTC
   I'm ashamed of what I've done for a Klondike bar
   nmf
   
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7. xolotsoflovexo
   posted a quote
   April 17, 2012 12:06pm UTC
   I dream of a better world
   where chickens can cross
   the road without having
   their motives questioned
   nmf
   format credit goes to (dancergrl101)
   
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8. xolotsoflovexo
   posted a quote
   April 17, 2012 11:58am UTC
   Don't
   Think
   too much.
   you'll create a
   problem that
   wasn't even there
   in the first place.
   
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9. xolotsoflovexo
   posted a quote
   April 5, 2012 10:11pm UTC
   I l i k e y o u m o r e
   t h a n p i z z a
   A n d I r e a l l y
   l i k e p i z z a
   
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10. xolotsoflovexo
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    April 5, 2012 7:18pm UTC
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11. xolotsoflovexo
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    April 5, 2012 7:11pm UTC
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12. xolotsoflovexo
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    •••••••••
    Real friends don't get offended
    when you insult them.
    They smile and call you
    something even more
    offensive.
    •••••••••
    
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13. xolotsoflovexo
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    Kelsea
    is in the shower
    11 hours ago • Like • Comment
    43 people like this.
    Kelsea seriously guys?
    10 hours ago · Like
    
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14. xolotsoflovexo
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    Mom...
    One Does Not Simply
    Stop Procrastinating
    nmf
    
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15. xolotsoflovexo
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    April fools day
    A day whe r e everyone become s a compul s iv e l ia r
    and passes it off as like a joke
    nmf
    
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16. xolotsoflovexo
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 7:42pm UTC
    When Im stressing out:
    head: Wow! Everythings so fuzzy!
    friend: Omg I can't believe you didnt tell me about that secret from the 3rd grade
    stomache: I cant go on! To hungry!
    teachers: Tme to present your project to the class. Were all watching no pressure
    ex boyfriend: hey whats up(:
    homework: 5 page research project, essay due tomorrow, graphing the world globe by hand on graphing paper.
    me: maybe I should go home and lay down
    parents: haha nope
    nmf
    
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17. xolotsoflovexo
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    I didn't make it to the gym today.
    That makes 5 years in a row.
    
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18. xolotsoflovexo
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    How Do You Organize A Space Pa r ty?
    You Planet!
    
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19. xolotsoflovexo
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    ♥
    Question:
    Do you consider yourself a
    happy person?
    Me: You mean like, on weekends?
    Conclusion:
    No.
    
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20. xolotsoflovexo
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    Not sure if I'm ugly
    Or just intimidatingly attractive
    ♥
    
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