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  1. BJxlover1999 BJxlover1999
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 12:33pm UTC
    And I just realized...
    That tonight, iCarly ends

  2. catchmeAdam catchmeAdam
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 12:35pm UTC
    odd numbers: i can't even.

  3. angeldog105 angeldog105
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 12:35pm UTC
    Wikipedia: I know everything!
    Google: I have everything!
    Facebook: I know everybody!
    Twitter: I follow everybody!
    Internet: Without me you are nothing.
    Electricity: Keep talking... :)

  4. Bethxox Bethxox
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 12:35pm UTC
    Girls Problems #7
    Not being able to wear tight clothes when your on your period

  5. Luvme Luvme
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 12:36pm UTC
    Black Friday
    when people trample others for cheap goods mere hours after being thankful for what the have.
    Good going America.

  6. twentyoneowls twentyoneowls
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 12:43pm UTC
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  7. NickIsTheName NickIsTheName
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    Yeah it's true, us guys do imagine you being naked; all the time.

  8. summerbutterfly summerbutterfly
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    As we all know, yesterday was Thanksgiving. My family is very awkward and we all had a glass of chocolate milk.. We cheered and clinked our glasses and somebody's glass broke.. Next thing you hear is my dad yelling.. "NOBODY MOVE."
    It was my glass that broke..(: Ooopppsss..

  9. SuperSeaSluts SuperSeaSluts
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    Me waking up: I can't wait to go to sleep tonight.

  10. MissMisty1996 MissMisty1996
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    So, i was in a pretty crappy mood yesterday then my best guy friend messaged me and this was our convo that made my day:)
    Me: your so mean to me
    Him: how?
    Me: i dunno, you just are
    Him: well if you dont know how then im not
    Me: okay well, you dont like me
    Him: your right
    Me: see. i knew it.
    Him: thats cause i love you duhh :)
    Me: really?
    Him: yes
    It meant so much to me because he doesnt know how much i love him..and he's never said it before

  11. catchmeAdam catchmeAdam
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 12:46pm UTC
    & i tried to shed my skin,
    to rid myself of the scars.
    but they were carved into my bones too..

  12. cheerforev1 cheerforev1
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 12:47pm UTC
    i dont wanna fall fall fall fall asleep no! i dont wanna fall unless im fallin for youuu<3

  13. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    We are afraid to care
    to much, for fear that
    the other person does
    not care at all.
    -Eleanor RooseveltJahyvies format.

  14. Bethxox Bethxox
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 12:49pm UTC
    Girl Problems #11
    Lost Lipgloss

  15. lonewolfforever lonewolfforever
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    It is better to die as a wolf
    than to live like a dog.

  16. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 12:50pm UTC
    I Don't believe in:
    - Miracles
    - Life after Death
    - "God"
    -Heaven
    -Hell
    - Love at first sight
    - True love
    - Me
    - "Things get better"
    - Magic
    - Love at all
    - most people
    (And many other things that im tired of listing)
    My quote
    Boredom i guess.

  17. HerBestFriend34 HerBestFriend34
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 12:50pm UTC
    < The Voice At Night >
    Every night, Natalie woke up to a voice. It would always call her name, "Nata, come and play with me, Nata, I'm bored!" She would look around the house, and there was nothing to be found. She researched, and of course, Joseph Melinda was the boy who died, a man came in and shot him in the head.
    The boy was only 4 years old, and this was in 1993. She slowly closed her laptop, watching the rain from her window climb into the house. She felt a tear slide down her cheek, and then she slowly spoke, "Joseph, show yourself." Nothing. She felt more tears fall onto her thighs, then she raised her voice, "Joseph, don't make me go out there!"
    Her head was spinning. Her thighs were wet with tears, "Joseph please stop playing with me. Just.....just show yourself." She was pushed onto the floor. Thats when darkness fell over and all she remembered was hearing, "You're dead now." And waking up.
    Natalie grabbed the razor. Soon enough, the razor shot at the wall and cut her forehead, "OW! Joseph what the #@%^&??" Thats when the voice spoke, "Natalie, I love you, don't hurt yourself!" Natalie saw a spark of light and attacked it. She hit her head on the bathtub and was in a coma.
    Why is that man coming towards the window? Where's mommy? Where's daddy? What about baby Natalie? She's scared. Mommy! Mommy! Natalie is crying! Mommy? Mommy? The window is broken! Mommy! Oh no! The man is chasing me! Momm! Get away from me man! Mommy! He's scary! Daddy? Is that....no daddy! Don't grab your gun! Don't shoot me! "Shut up little boy!" Do you promise to not kill baby Nata? "Yes! Now show me the money!" No! My paren- * gun shots * Baby....Natalie....Nata...Mom....Daddy....why did you kill me daddy? Why?
    Natalie woke up. Joseph isn't a stranger, he's a hero. He saved Natalie, and he sacrificed himself for her. Joseph is her brother, and when he was 9, he saved Natalie from her father. She fell back to sleep and went back to the story, but this time, it was in her own eyes.
    Jo? Mommy? Daddy! Pick me up! Pick me up! What's that thing in your hand. Where's Jo? Mommy? I want to play with Jo! "Jo's asleep right now." Jo can't be asleep. He just woke up from a nap. Mommy? I want mommy! "Mommy is asleep, too." No! Mommy just changed my diaper! Mommy! Mommy! No! Don't put that sharp thing up to m- ow! daddy! my hand hurts! Why is there a cut? Mommy! Jo! Jo! JO!!!
    To Be Continuted....

  18. danser4life danser4life
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    A year ago today me and you were on the phone talking for hours, now im lyaing on my bed
    thinking about then and right now you're off with another girl who makes you happy

  19. cheerforev1 cheerforev1
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    always remember,
    buisness in the front, partty in the backkkk:)!

  20. SorrowUnleashed SorrowUnleashed
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    I just wish you would care.

:)

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