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dancingbananas
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June 22, 2012 5:54pm UTC

I just wish you would love me...... as much as I love you </3

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samjam
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June 22, 2012 11:16pm UTC

why is is so hott when guys play with little kids?
watching a 5 year old little girl ask my boyfriend if she could paint his nails hot pink
he said YES OF COURSE YOU CAN
with everyone around he said yes!!
#todiefor

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bellieboo2000
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June 23, 2012 3:36am UTC

don't be alarmed if a fat man grabs you and stuffs you in a bag i told Santa i wanted you for christmas :)

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ElectricMarshmallow
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June 23, 2012 1:31pm UTC

When Flirting
normal people: Hey babe. You look pretty today.
me: If you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.

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WishingYouWereHere
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June 24, 2012 5:25pm UTC

HEY YOU
Yeah you.
NO.
Not you.
YOU.
I have something REALLY important to tell you so don't stop reading this.
I like...
YOUR FACE.

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forever_mine_123
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June 24, 2012 8:23pm UTC

Silly phone, that wasn't a "missed" call. That was a "I looked and saw who it was and pressed ignore" call.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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VampireEMMA
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June 23, 2012 8:25pm UTC

That akward moment when you see someone from school at the store!

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seanriley
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June 22, 2012 5:30pm UTC

Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.
Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.

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cheerleader4lifee
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June 22, 2012 3:53am UTC

Friend 1: Today I went to the beach and got the most amazing tan
Friend 2: Today I partied at the Ritz Carlton
Friend 3: Today I bought this cute new purse that was only like... $500
Me: Today I ate some fruit snacks...

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IguessImnotnormal
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June 22, 2012 5:08pm UTC

Am I The Only One Who Thinks...
Dora has more freedom than them?
Should I start a series? 10 favs and I'll start one. Please let me what you think.=D

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XoXoCovey152XoXo
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June 22, 2012 5:08pm UTC

Format credit: Sandrasaurus
*stalking crush on facebook.*
*accidently likes picture from 2008.*
*deletes facebook.*
*sets computer on fire.*

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totallywitty
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June 22, 2012 5:10pm UTC

just because he's not looking at you doesnt mean he doesnt care

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herromynameisdjnotnice
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June 22, 2012 5:11pm UTC

HATERS GONNA HATE
POTATOS GONNA POTATE:)

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kelseyylovesyou
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June 22, 2012 5:12pm UTC

GirlProblems#9
Doing a perfect french braid,
but then your arms get tired
so you give up and just throw
your hair up in
a messy bun...
nmf

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Sutton Foster's biggest fan*
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June 22, 2012 5:13pm UTC

I wish I could have a facebook... :((

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OneDirectionQuotes
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June 22, 2012 5:15pm UTC

"Boxers or nothing?"
Niall: "When I'm out, boxers.
When I'm at home, nothing."

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herromynameisdjnotnice
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June 22, 2012 5:06pm UTC

theres the moment when you wanna rip your brothers head off
then theres when you having a lovely conversation about randon stuff that only you could care about, if thats not friendship then i dont know what is :)
lol i said lovely

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Ninanina064
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June 19, 2012 10:50pm UTC

*during the school year*
friend: what day is it?
me: its tuesday march14th and its 11:37 am.
*during the summer*
friend: what day is it?
me: i dont know july?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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