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coolkitten

1. coolkitten
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   July 18, 2015 2:48pm UTC
   NeverEat WaymeresSauceNeverEatShredded WheatNorthSouthEastWest
   
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2. coolkitten
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   July 15, 2015 2:42pm UTC
   & so what
   
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3. coolkitten
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   July 15, 2015 2:36pm UTC
   "Yooooooooou,Singin oooooooooooh,"
   "Whats that noise?"
   "Whaaaaaaaatttt?"
   "That oooooh,????!?!??"
   "Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
   
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4. coolkitten
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   July 15, 2015 2:30pm UTC
   There are big ships, And small ships,But the best ship of all is,🚢FRIEND SHIPS🚢
   
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5. coolkitten
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   July 15, 2015 2:12pm UTC
   Yeah! You too?
   
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6. coolkitten
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   July 14, 2015 3:02pm UTC
   Proms
   
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7. coolkitten
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   July 14, 2015 2:52pm UTC
   No.1 ME!
   
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8. coolkitten
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   July 14, 2015 2:46pm UTC
   💍
   
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9. coolkitten
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   July 14, 2015 2:32pm UTC
   Do you think
   ...Hotdogs are made out of dogs?
   
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10. coolkitten
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    July 14, 2015 2:06pm UTC
    😶
    
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11. coolkitten
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    April 10, 2015 11:21am UTC
    Blank space,
    So you've been listening to taylor swifts new song, 'blank space' and it sais 'starbucks lovers'. You're like;
    a) just hum along and dont notice,
    b) go, "OMG, DID SHE JUST SAY STARBUCKS LOVERS?!?"
    Me: b) Go "OMG, DID SHE JUST SAY STARBUCKS LOVERS?!?"
    
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12. coolkitten
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    April 10, 2015 4:02am UTC
    Everyone: Did you know if you keep on listening to music till your 20 you will be deaf.Me: What
    
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13. coolkitten
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    April 9, 2015 3:06pm UTC
    ❤💛❤💚❤💚❤💜❤💙❤💛❤💚❤💜❤ 💙❤💛❤💚❤💙❤💚❤💛❤💚❤💙❤💜❤❤💚❤💜❤💛❤💙❤💜❤💚❤💜❤💙❤💛❤💜❤💙❤💛❤💚
    
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14. coolkitten
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    April 9, 2015 2:51pm UTC
    When a girl sais 'whatever' she means either:·Fall of a cliff,·Get shot·Or die of a desise. So whatever
    
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15. coolkitten
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    April 9, 2015 2:45pm UTC
    "Pppppppffffft", someone has farted, what do you do?
    Realy?
    
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16. coolkitten
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    April 9, 2015 2:41pm UTC
    LittleOttersLaugh
    
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17. coolkitten
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    April 9, 2015 1:40pm UTC
    LittleOttersLaugh
    
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18. coolkitten
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    April 8, 2015 3:58pm UTC
    B.I.K.I.R(Because I know I'm right)
    
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19. coolkitten
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    April 8, 2015 3:55pm UTC
    Me: Because you have to!Cat: Because you have to why?Me: Er Waiter, this cat is talking!Waiter: Oh, I'll sort it out, it's time for TEA!Me: There's your reason, cat, Because you have to!Waiter: Oh! No, I wasent going to EAT the poor cat! I was giving it leftovers! Me: Yeah! Thats why i said because you have to have my leftovers! (Not)
    
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20. coolkitten
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    April 8, 2015 3:44pm UTC
    There are big ships, And little ships, But the best ship of all is... Friendship! ❤
    
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