Me: Because you have to!
Cat: Because you have to why?
Me: Er Waiter, this cat is talking!
Waiter: Oh, I'll sort it out, it's time for TEA!
Me: There's your reason, cat, Because you have to!
Waiter: Oh! No, I wasent going to EAT the poor cat! I was giving
it leftovers!
Me: Yeah! Thats why i said because you have to have my leftovers!
(Not)
