Me: Because you have to!Cat: Because you have to why?Me: Er Waiter, this cat is talking!Waiter: Oh, I'll sort it out, it's time for TEA!Me: There's your reason, cat, Because you have to!Waiter: Oh! No, I wasent going to EAT the poor cat! I was giving it leftovers! Me: Yeah! Thats why i said because you have to have my leftovers! (Not)