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  1. DanielaMN DanielaMN
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 12:26pm UTC
    Me: Mom, I'm going out!
    Mom: Ok, then. You can stay out for an hour. It's getting dark outside.
    Me: Mom!! It's not like I'm 9 anymore, I Am 17!!
    Mom: If you're not home by 8 o'clock, you'll be grounded. No more going out!
    Me: Fine, fine. Gosh!! Bye.
    Me: * arrives at 8:02 pm*
    Mom: Where have you been? Do you know what time is it? Why didn't you answer my calls? You're 2 minutes late!

  2. coolbeans4445 coolbeans4445
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 2:10pm UTC
    All our dreams can come true, if we have the courge to pursue them.

  3. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 1:32am UTC
    Success doesn't come from motivation. It comes from Inspiration.-RVM

  4. kyyrraah* kyyrraah*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 10:27am UTC
    I tell people i don't miss you..
    But it makes me miss you even more..

  5. helloitslexi helloitslexi
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 12:31pm UTC
    If there is anyone who feels like no one is rooting for them, feels like they don't have anyone to put some faith in them, or to tell them that things will get better. Well, I am rooting for you, I am putting all my faith in you, and I am here to tell you that things get better. I just hope that whatever you love you give it a shot and just go for it. I believe in you. I know that you can do whatever it is you want to do in life. Forget the negative people and enjoy your week.

  6. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 11:23am UTC
    l either dress like im going to a red carpet event
    or like homeless drug addict there is no in between

  7. DanielaMN DanielaMN
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 11:23am UTC
    I need a twelve months break from school

  8. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 11:31am UTC
    Remember that one time
    you called your teacher mom

  9. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 11:34am UTC
    Dear family,
    Just because l'm laughing when l'm reading a text
    doesn't mean l'm flirting with someone

  10. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 11:16pm UTC
    y'all be favin' my quotes and sh.t but I ain't
    seen nobody be clickin' that follow button
    hwat

  11. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 10:18am UTC
    Everytime I see someone post a long quote, and it has a lot of faves, I just silently congratulate
    in my head to all of those people patient enough to read something so ungodly long.
    like good for you, you go wittians who read long quotes through to the end

  12. NothingButNathan NothingButNathan
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    It really sucks watching your life fault apart right in front of you, and knowing that there's nothing you can do about it.

  13. NothingButNathan NothingButNathan
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 1:54pm UTC
    I hate when people judge me by my past. Yea I know what I did but I've changed.

  14. jackykeele jackykeele
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 2:36am UTC
    He is one of those people that you can't help but love knowing he will never see you the same.

  15. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 1:35pm UTC
    Facebook: You know my name, but not my story.
    Tumblr: You know my story, but not my name.

  16. the sexy guy on your street with the awesome tattoo* the sexy guy on your street with the awesome tattoo*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 7:58pm UTC
    I Love You

  17. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 1:09am UTC
    They were right
    when they said
    we should never
    meet our heroes.

  18. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 1:21am UTC
    My life consists of saving my own a.ss and eating food.

  19. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 1:14am UTC
    So yesterday me and my friend decided we were going to go to sleep at 1:15 AM and by
    1:30 AM we literally decided to have a 7 minute workout and let me tell ya' it was pathetic.

  20. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 10:30pm UTC
    So like, I work at McDonald's, and I swear everytime I walk in I
    can just feel the calories being absorbed into my skin from the air.

:)

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