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  1. toria_skax toria_skax
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    School:
    In class: 1+1=2
    Exercises: 1+2+1=4
    Test: John buys 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. Kiwixoxo Kiwixoxo
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    Someone told me you sound like an owl.
    Who?
    (;

  4. soccer11fh soccer11fh
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    I WISH BOY AND GIRLS COULD
    SLEEP OVER WITHOUT IT BEING A BIG DEAL.

  5. Wouldyouwalkathousandmilestoseemysmile Wouldyouwalkathousandmilestoseemysmile
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    (^.^)
    / █ \
    | |
    This is Taylor swift how many hugs can she get?
    i fav= 1 hug :D

  6. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    Good morning baby ;) <3
    Shut the hell up, you just made me die in temple run

  7. Emmyforlifexo Emmyforlifexo
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    Fave this for
    a t b h
    And i'll blow up your notifications(:
    *boredom*

  8. nameyou2468 nameyou2468
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    Friend:
    "H3Y W@t$ WR0N9?"
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Me:
    Obviously your education.
    nameyou2468 | nmf

  9. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    Never tell somebody to kill themselves. I don't care if you think you're being funny, because you're not. Telling someone that is plain disgusting. They could be having serious problems and already have that as an opinion in their head and you encouraging is only going to make them want to do it even more and you don't even relize how much of an impact you have one somebody.
    -Miley Cyrus

  11. comeatmebro comeatmebro
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    We are blaming 'society,' yet we are
    society. So to make it a better place,
    we must change ourselves first.

  12. LuvStruckTeen LuvStruckTeen
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 8:20pm UTC
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    ..............\.............\... nmf


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  14. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 9:34pm UTC
    IF IM JUST ANOTHER LINE IN YOUR BOOK;
    then cross me out.....

  15. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 1:55am UTC
    Guys, I think I might be pregnant
    I haven't had my period since last year.

  16. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 9:41pm UTC
    Force a smile. Blink away the tears.
    I'm supposed to be strong. Supposed to have no fears.
    but I'm finding it hard not to frown; I'm such a strong person, why am i breaking down?
    format credit to: kara003

  17. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 10:18am UTC
    I Can't Even
    think about my past without breaking down
    & wondering why I was given the life I have.
    I would trade with a n y o n e e l s e
    i n a h e a r t b e a t

  18. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 12:34pm UTC
    When
    Facebook
    asks
    WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?
    Where are you?
    Who are you with?
    I can't help but wonder,mom is that you?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    Fav and I'll tell your Life's story♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

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