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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 10:58am UTC

I couldn't sleep last night.
I was talking to him for almost 5 hours.
He was sending me hints and then finally asked me out.
So you know when they say
"I don't want to sleep since reality is finally better than my dreams."
I know the feeling.
Try finding love my fellow wittians.
Because when you do, no feeling compares.
♥

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 11:11am UTC

fake friends:
Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.

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moonbeampie
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 2:10pm UTC

*teacher calls name on roll*
normal people:Here!
me: *has been preparing for this moment for the last ten minutes*
*sends email*
normal people: logs out.
me: immediately goes to sent items and reads it again.
*arrives early to event*
normal people: Sorry I'm a little early!
me: *waits in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive*
*somebody was mean to me*
normal people: argues, then forgets it.
me: spends the next six years winning arguments against them in the shower
*remembers embarassing moment from years ago*
normal people: *laughs*
me: cringes and obsesses over what could have been done differently.

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iloveyaahx3
posted a quote
October 31, 2011 6:19pm UTC

here's to the kids
who's 11:11 wish was wasted on someone who will never be there for them. </3

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Coconut_Lipgloss
posted a quote
October 31, 2011 5:01pm UTC

Here's to the code names
We made up for guys we liked so that
no one knew who the hell we were
going on about.

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xoEMMAxoxo
posted a quote
October 31, 2011 1:35pm UTC

putting on ripped jeans
and your foot gets stuck in the hole
:p

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Chellsey
posted a quote
October 31, 2011 6:38am UTC

click to see this quote

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
October 31, 2011 8:05pm UTC

so, it's november the 1st.
we can officially say,
IT'S CHRISTMAS
NEXT MONTH

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MissAnna
posted a quote
October 31, 2011 9:24am UTC

i can't stop myself
FROM LIKING YOU. ♥♥♥

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smilesXO
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 5:32pm UTC

I GUESS IM;
» TOO SEXY FOR A BOYFRIEND (;

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justlikegravity_
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 5:47pm UTC

me without you is like
pepsi without cans,
pedophiles without vans,
Jersey Shore without tans.

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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 3:27pm UTC

We all know a guy
who doesn't know he's gay
pcelovekap format

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BreeVee
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 11:35am UTC

Water has a taste
you just can't explain.

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giulianamadeline
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 4:32pm UTC

That awkward moment when...
you realize the four-year-old's on Toddlers & Tiara's are prettier than you are.
nmf

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cheerfreak653
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 3:55pm UTC

s
nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
dododoododdo
wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
Fave if you
S A Y " W A I T , W H A T ? "
A lot ♥
*notmyformat

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livelovelaughxxxxx
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 3:18pm UTC

Hi.
Nice to meet you as well.
Wanna hang out this weekend?
Will you be mine?
I Love You
I love your parents,they're so cute.
Happy Birthday Babe.
Merry Chrismas love,
Happy New years honey,
I do.
Breathe push,I'm right here next to you babe.
It's your turn to change the diaper!
Pizza night tonight?
Congratulations ready for college?
Your other half is a keeper,
I do.
Congratulations,we're very proud of you!
911 Emergency please...we need a ambulance.
I'm right next to you honey.I won't leave you.
Fellow family,friends.We come here today...
I'll love you forever & always♥

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swagger9xo
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 5:02pm UTC

i don't understand how i can have so many haters,
knowing i'm their father like my name is darth vader.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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alissaxoxo99
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 4:26pm UTC

Walking around the kitchen,
like Pac-Man when you're hungry
♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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