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couldntfindagoodusername
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June 27, 2012 6:57pm UTC

Annoying guy: blah blah blah
Me: shut up
Annoying guy: youre in a bad mood cuz youre on your period
Me:
Him:
Me: You got 5 seconds to run boy.
True story.

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yourcool
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June 27, 2012 9:46pm UTC

Overdramatically turning the page
on a test so people know you're ahead of them.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
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June 27, 2012 7:46pm UTC

That awkward moment
when your mom sits down next to you while you're on the computer.

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animallovers46
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June 27, 2012 10:02am UTC

Me putting on jeans
Left Leg,Right Leg
Wiggle, Jump
DONE!

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cultureblondie123
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 12:04pm UTC

in middle school a girl rejected liam payne 22 times
imagine how stupid she must feel

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 11:55am UTC

Bro tip #1
most guys like it when girls curl their hair

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XxMaggieexX
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June 23, 2012 11:20pm UTC

That moment when you feel you heart being slowly ripped apart all because of a boy...

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1st_class_ginger
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June 26, 2012 12:31pm UTC

"Because I said so"
The excuse parents use when they don't
feel like driving you somewhere

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Laughlivesing099
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 7:02pm UTC

Format credit: Sandrasaurus
When you have been drinking water for like ten minutes...
>> and you still have the hiccups
and now you really have to pee... <<
Format by Sandrasaurus

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PerfectisImpossible
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 6:31pm UTC

nmf. uck you garrett
Summer bucket list. ♥
*Make tye-dye shirts with my best friends
*Walk around my neighbor in a bikini
*Lose weight
*Propose to a stranger with a ring pop
*Get a stranger's number at the mall
*Get a tan tattoo
*Have more than 10 sleepovers
*Make him fall in love with me
*Be technology free for one day
*Horror movie marathon
*Play a new sport
*Spend all day baking
(this is mostly with my two best friends<3)

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superfish12
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May 30, 2012 7:02pm UTC

Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about this!

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imnoons
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May 30, 2012 6:12pm UTC

If I'm on a date & its bad, I'm just
gonna stand up & say "I'm an
actor, they're all actors & you're on
MTV's Disaster Date!" & run out.

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WhyYouGottaBeSoMean
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 7:11pm UTC

That sad moment
when you return to your ordinary life
after watching an awesome movie.

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BeKaHlYnN
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 5:14pm UTC

What to do before I die.
If asked which child is yours while standing by a playground at the park, reply with, "I haven't decided yet..."
Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public.
Go to IKEA. Hide in wardrobe. When someone opens wardrobe yell "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!"
Change iPod name to "Titanic." Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.
Put sign on door that reads "Dumble."
Dress up in a chicken costume. Cross the street.
Change name to Frank. Start every sentence with "I'm going to be Frank..."
Steal friend's phone. Change your contact name to "Nature." Call friend.
Buy a turtle. Name it "The Speed of Light." Tell everyone that I can run faster than "The Speed of Light."
Go to Burger King and order a Big Mac. Insist on having it "your way."
Never say stop when the people at Olive Garden grate cheese over your meal.
Find out if woodchucks can chuck wood
Buy angry birds stuffed animals. Walk around town throwing them at people.
Go into a bank wearing a ski mask. Complete a normal transaction. Leave as if nothing is wrong.
Find a bruised apple on the shelf. Give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?"
Go trick-or-treating on April 1st
Find fat lady. Ask her to sing

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thatstoryyouneverknew
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 3:56pm UTC

Dear new clothes,
When i rip the tag off,
i expect the little plastic thing;
to come off too,
Sincerely
a n n o y e d,
and looking for the scissors.

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 2:50pm UTC

They should invent
a treadmill with a laptop built
in and the internet wouldn't
work unless you were actually
walking and if you wanted to
download something you had
to run and the faster you run
the faster it downloads.
I'd buy it and lose so
much weight.

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yellowdino16
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 7:24pm UTC

"What comes after the letter P?"
Normal people: "Q."
Me: "Wait, A,B,C,D,E,F,G...
♥
not mine

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lovestardoll423
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 8:45pm UTC

Does anyone else
Keep an extra tab open in case their parents come?

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XxMaggieexX
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 5:46pm UTC

Going swimming,
& Doing that swim where it feels like you're a mermaid from H2o.

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WhyYouGottaBeSoMean
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April 24, 2012 8:12pm UTC

Knowing exactly which one of your family members is coiming up the stairs,
By listenting to the sound of their feet.
nmq/nmf

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