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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    it's funny because even to this day,
    I have never ate a twinkie. and now that they’re going out of business, I feel like I missed out on something great.

  2. Abby. * Abby. *
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    November 20, 2012 5:26pm UTC
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  3. J I L L I A N ; )* J I L L I A N ; )*
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    November 20, 2012 3:47pm UTC
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    afrooo stylee.

  4. lynnsweets143 lynnsweets143
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 12:45pm UTC
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    Click the heart and he will
    text you♥
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    NMF

  5. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    palm
    thumb
    point
    middle
    ring
    pink
    Good Luck
    DIRECTION
    PROVOKE
    love
    Promise
    weheartitCoding by Breeze

  6. letshavesomefun letshavesomefun
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 8:37pm UTC
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  7. letshavesomefun letshavesomefun
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    I T ' S N O T A H A N G O V E R
    it's wine flu.

  8. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    The truth about Rebecca Black's 'Friday' song.
    The song 'Friday' by Rebecca Black is really about the JFK assasination.
    JFK was assisinated in a car.
    The drivers name was Samuel Kickin.
    The song goes 'Kickin in the front seat, sittin in the backseat.'
    The assasination occured on Friday.
    When JFK was shot, the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to 'get down.'
    In the song she sings, 'Got to get down on Friday.'
    On her day calender, the word 'Friday' was written in red. Bloody Friday.
    Parts about the Cold War and the spread of Communism are also reflected, 'Everybody's Russian.'
    And to top it all of, in the hotel that morning JFK declined a breakfast of sausage, eggs, and toast for a bowl of Bran Flakes instead.
    In the song, it says, 'Got to have my bowl, got to have cereal.'
    In the music video, the alarm clock is counting the time the assasination.
    Also, the following Monday JFK was supposed to sign a bill into law requiring all public schools to provide bus transportation for their students.
    In the song it says, 'Got to catch my bus.' but the bus never came.
    JFK was shot while sitting in the back of a dark blue 1961 Lincoln Continental convertable.
    In the music video she rides in a blue convertable in the back seat.
    JUST A COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.
    nmf

  9. OLDwittyuser OLDwittyuser
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    I miss how Witty used to be, everyone was so nice, no one bullied other people, all the quotes were like funny and weird stuff that teens do. Now I just get sad when I come on because its all about suicide and self harm, I know people go through a lot, I just wish it was more like it used to be.

  10. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    Let me tell you something about Mitt Romney...
    We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... whatever.
    So, in 8th grade, I started hanging out with the current president, Obama, who was totally gorgeous, but then he moved to D.C, and Mitt was like, weirdly jealous of him.
    Like, if I would blow him off to listen to Obama speak, he'd be like, "Why don't you support my ideas?"
    And I'd be like "Why are so ignorant of America's needs?
    So then for my birthday party, which was an all Democrats pool party, I was like "Mitt, I can't invite you because I think you're a republican."
    I mean, I couldn't have a republican at my party. There were going to be Democrats there with their human rights, I mean right?
    He was a REPUBLICAN!
    So then his mom called my mom and they started yelling at each other, it was ridiculous.
    And then he dropped out of politics because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for the presidential election, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird...
    And now I guess he's trying to make airplane windows roll down.
    Follow for a follow<3
    NMQ/NMF

  11. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1239
    Not eating before
    going to the beach so you
    won't look like a beached
    whale.
    tumblr

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    There are times when I wish
    certain people could read my thoughts.
    So they'll know what I'm too scared to say...

  13. Savannahxaleese Savannahxaleese
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 10:45am UTC
    one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
    one third of me:lets just makeout, yeah kissing. and be slutty. friends with benefits! i dont need a relationship
    one third of me: screw everyone I hate people

  14. maaddiissoonn maaddiissoonn
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    one does not simply
    look cool while running with a backpack on.

  15. LolSoTrueQuotes LolSoTrueQuotes
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    Lol So True: #84
    Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
    lolsotrue.com

  16. amyyjeannXD amyyjeannXD
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 7:42pm UTC
    Your games? Don't play that.
    Your bs? Won't take that.
    Your sorrys? I've heard that.
    Your mistake? You made that.
    Your excuses? Just save that.

  17. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    I hate it when strangers say
    " I don't bite "
    Oh because the first thing I think
    when I meet someboy is
    " Holy crap, this person is going
    to bite me. "


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. _beyoutiful_ _beyoutiful_
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    September 12, 2012 5:15pm UTC
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  20. grasstainsfasttrains grasstainsfasttrains
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    pray for my grandpa who was in a car accident today, I would die without him. He's my best friend. He raised me from a baby and I love him so much. Everyone please pray for him <3

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