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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    Beaty queen of only 18- She had some trouble with herself.

  3. I_love_ZaynMalik I_love_ZaynMalik
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    Harry Styles Imagine.
    You fall asleep holding Harry's pillow, taking in his scent..
    Around 3 in the morning, the front door opens to your apartment in London. Harry walks in and goes upstairs to the bedroom you share. He sees you with his pillow and takes it away. "Now you can have the real thing," he says wrapping his arms around you. In the morning, you open your eyes and see the curly haired boy next to you, his arms locked around your waist. "Little Bird," you whisper to him. His eyes flutter open and he smiles. He starts to sing Ed Sheeran's song. When he finishes he pulls you closer. "You're coming with me next time, babe. It's unbearable without you." "I'm always going to be by your side Hazz." You two spend the rest of the day watching movies and snuggling on the couch.

  4. I_love_ZaynMalik I_love_ZaynMalik
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    Zayn Malik Imagine.
    You walk out of the bathroom, your hair dripping wet..
    You then walk down the hall into your bedroom to find the biggest spider you've ever seen sitting in the middle of the floor. You scream at the top of your lungs and jump on to your bed, as the spider starts to crawl towards you. Your screams continue until finally your boyfriend comes running down the hall. He starts to laugh as you stand on the bed, whimpering. "JUST KILL IT ZAYN!" You squeal, and he shakes his head "no!". He smirks and turns to leave you alone with the spider. "ZAYN JAVAAD MALIK IM GOING TO KILL YOU!" But, a few moments later he reappears with a cup and a piece of paper. He scoops up the spider, and leaves the room carefully containing it, as you sigh with relief. When you hear the door to the backyard close, you jump off of the bed, and drop the towel around your feet. You slide on your bra and step in to your panties, and suddenly, you feel a warm embrace against your still damp skin. Zayn presses his himself against your back, and he begins to give you a love-bite on your shoulder."You owe me for taking care of the spider," he whispers as you feel his warm breath on your neck. He hooks his fingers through the top of your panties and he gently tugs at the lace. "You won't be needing these tonight," he mumbles.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    i've never actually seen a
    bully steal a nerds lunch money.

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    boybands are weird because they always
    sing about how this one girl is really hot and special and it just makes me confused and wonder if they're going to try and share her or just completely gang bang her or what

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    stages of beard length:
    1: sexy stubble
    2: sea captain
    3: prisoner of war
    4: homeless person
    5: wizard

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    if it actually started raining men, i think i'd just start crying and be terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend i couldn't hear the slamming bodies falling upon my roof. under no circumstances wouild i think "hallelijah".

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    trust me, when i woke up today,
    i had no intention to be this sexy. but hey, sh/t happens.

  10. CatsAndStrawberries CatsAndStrawberries
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    We are the orphans of the American Dream

  11. CatsAndStrawberries CatsAndStrawberries
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    Today I lost my best friend because I'm bisexual.
    She doesn't want me to ruin her image <l3

  12. brittneyxoxo518 brittneyxoxo518
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    If only,
    McDonalds delivered..

  13. Holysmiggles Holysmiggles
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    UNICORN BALLS Well, that got your attention.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  14. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    Harry has a new tattoo,
    its a 'A' on his forearm

    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

  15. wHaLeSoNgS wHaLeSoNgS
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    Harry: Checkmate! I finally beat you at wizard chess!
    Ron: Period!
    Hermoine: I thought your catchphrase was 'bloody hell' ...
    Ron: Same thing!
    Hermoine: -_________-

  16. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    Harry: "What would you do if I chased
    You with a spoon?"
    Liam: "Straighten your hair."
    -OneDirectionQuotes

  17. Talia630 Talia630
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 3:00pm UTC
    *studying*
    me: time to study !
    me: UM i did not learn this.
    me: I'll just fail.
    me: MUST NOT GIVE UP!
    me: facebook notification!!!
    me: NO I DONT WANT TO PLAY PETVILLE.
    me: ahhh must focus
    me: da heck is this?
    me: the value of x is....
    me: GAHH i cant do it.
    me: oh someone texted me.
    me: HEY I HAVE FRIENDS :D
    me: im not going to be forever alone :D
    me: OMG. must. study.
    me: This stuff is eeeaaassyyy!
    me: lol no its not.
    me: screw this im going on witty.

  18. tumbletime77 tumbletime77
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 2:31pm UTC
    jesus can walk on water.
    i can walk on cucumbers.
    cucumbers are 96% water.
    .:therefore i am 96% jesus:.

  19. Shainaluvturtles Shainaluvturtles
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Teacher: School's almost over
    Teacher: And this is crazy
    Teacher: But here's 3 projects
    Teacher: Due by Friday

  20. Allison13Xoxo Allison13Xoxo
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    .Gay marriage is legal in 6 states.Having sexx with a horse is legal in 23.Good going, America.

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