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cfall1997
posted a quote
December 31, 2009 12:54pm UTC

You | * | Know | * | What | * | Sucks | * | ?
just getting your heartbroken and having no one else to love
</3

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no_strings_attached
posted a quote
December 27, 2009 8:39pm UTC

♥♥~ A N D . I . K N O W . T H A T ~♥♥
decadesfromnow
[ I ' L L . S T I L L . S M I L E ]
when i hear [ h i s n a m e ] but by then
o r . e v e n . n o w . h e . h a s
[♥]noideawhoiam

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lilmissnini96
posted a quote
January 1, 2010 10:03pm UTC

everytime i get over a guy;
he pops right back into my life like nothing happened.
& i just can't take it anymore.

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ilovemusicx33
posted a quote
May 29, 2009 10:40am UTC

girl:your new girlfriend is pretty.
[i bet she stole your heart]
boy:yeah... she is
[but you're still the most beautiful girl i know]
girl:i heard she's funny & amazing.
[all the stuff i wasn't]
boy:she sure is.
[but she's nothing compared to you]
girl:i bet you know everything about her by now
[like how you knew just everything about me]
boy:only the stuff that count.
[i cant remember what she says when i think of you]
girl:well... i hope you guys last.
[cause we never did]
boy:i hope we do too.
[whatever happened to me & you?]
girl:well i got to go.
[before i start to cry.]
boy:yeah, me too.
[i hope you dont cry..]
girl:bye.
[i still love you.]
boy:later.
[i never stopped.]
add if you like?!
comment please[:

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love4_ever21
posted a quote
August 16, 2009 7:50pm UTC

I just want
to be with you
forever and ever

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WittyStuffB
posted a quote
March 23, 2009 4:59pm UTC

Why do I love softball?Dont get me started...
The sound of the ball hitting the mitt is amazing. Or maybe because when I slide, I love how the dirt streaks my pants. Or the sunflower seeds, how you can spit them wherever you desire. And the cheers that we yell at the top of our lungs while looking at the other teams dug out. But the best of all? Looking up at that score board, wich makes the other team look like a disgrace to softball.
Thats why.

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ssrocks
posted a quote
August 3, 2009 5:11pm UTC

kayleemarie3
is a liar. she faked stage five breast cancer, and fooled ov-
er five hundred people on witty profiles. now you want to
know, how is she fake? how do you know? well, first of all
let me start out by saying that kaylee marie is not dead.
she signed on witty yesterday, also, she logged onto her
aim account late last night. all this after her best friend
was texting her and talking to her right before she died,
(keep in mind that her best friend doesn't know her in real life.. )
ok. number one: stage five breast cancer means you can
hardly move a finger. so how can she text and type?! and
why would she spend her last moments on the computer
talking to people she does not know? she would be lying
in bed, ready to go, everything she said was a big lie, this
is impossible. it's already EXTREMELY rare that a 14y/o
can get breast cancer. there has not been a reported case
in a 14 year old yet. if she had , she would be making top
news, and on headlines. you would be able to google her
name, "Kaylee Marie S.", on google, and read her story,
but you can't, cause it's not true. kaylee did this all for
some attention on wittyprofiles, which is crazy and sick
she is faking something so serious, that many people
are actually going through right now, it's just sad. :|
if you have any questions, or would like
to add, feel free to comment this quote.
p.s. there are way more facts, these are the basics
please go to her quote (link at bottom)
and unfavorite it if you have not already done so, then
come back and favorite this quote, so everyone can see
the truth. and if you do not want to, then it's ok, just
inform the ones who do not know. thank you.
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/quotes/980554

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hurleygirl1996
posted a quote
July 20, 2009 11:04pm UTC

i'm trying SO hard to move on...
but there's something about him i just can NOT ( l e t g o ) of. </3

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endless___
posted a quote
August 2, 2009 12:01pm UTC

y o u b r o k e h e r h e a r t
with out even knowing it
you didn't even care enough to try and figure it out
w h a t s h e f e l t towards you
for you
for anything about you
you just didn't c a r e and
now it's too late
S♥RRY KID
BUT YOU MISSED OUT BIG TIME .

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cfall1997
posted a quote
July 4, 2009 11:29pm UTC

&+ im such a looser
that i develope a
CRUSH
on almost every boy i get 2 kno
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xXxRandomxXx
posted a quote
October 30, 2008 11:46am UTC

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:"When I was born I was black,""When I grew up I was black,""When I'm sick I'm black,""When I go in the sun I'm black,""When I'm cold I'm black,""When I die I'll be black.""But you sir...""When you're born you're pink,""When you grow up you're white,""When you're sick, you're green,""When you go in the sun you turn red,""When you're cold you turn blue,""And when you die you turn purple.""And you have the nerve to call me colored"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...STOP RACISIM!!Rate high if you agree^

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__cityofangels
posted a quote
July 4, 2009 12:11pm UTC

Yeah, I admit it. I am a
happy dancing, boy romancing,
t r e e h u g g i n g,
kool-aid chugging, cookie eater
t e e n v o g u e reader, random talker
HOT - GUY STALKER,
j u n k - f o o d a b u s e r , a n d
* a total loser
*saw it on ERMitsCynnXD's profile

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LucozadeFreak
posted a quote
July 5, 2009 8:44am UTC

♥ She Says She Doesn't Like Him
But all you have to see is the sparkle in her eyes,
The "little bit louder" laugh
The smile a mile wide.
The way she babbles on and on.
The way you can almost see her heart fluttering.
And the way she softly whispers
"I love you" when he walks away.
♥ He Says He Doesn't Like Her
But all you have to see is the way his eyes admire her.
The way he respects her.
His sparkling smile when she laughs.
The way he could talk for hours.
The way you can see he cares.
And the way he pretends he doesn't hear her but
softly whispers "I love you, too."

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AlexGaskarthStoleMyHeart
posted a quote
July 4, 2009 11:16pm UTC

.: And I know :.
that I'm not exactly what you call [ ideal ]
But if you could give me
a try ; * _____x
x___ _____________________ a chance ;
a -> s h o t;
{( maybe things could be )}
D i f f e r e n t

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funkyfunkyfresh
posted a quote
February 20, 2009 4:52am UTC

Things u HAVE to do in a supa-market!!!
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layby.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, leap out and say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the foetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
hope you like it <3

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Cookie_ninja_xo
posted a quote
December 22, 2008 5:02pm UTC

A few ways to make an aim conversation more interesting/funnier:
1. Start saying "omg omg omg omg omg" and wait for them to freak out and say "whats the matter?!" And then just say; hi.
2. Ask the person your talking to to write you a story.
3. Say; "I know what your doing." They'll say " how?" You reply: "I can see you through the window."
4. Tell them it spells like up dog in your room and theyll say "Whats up dog?" And you reply: "Nothing much.. just chillin.. you?
5. Tell them your brother/sister just fell down the stairs.
6. Say " I g2g my favorite show is on" They'll say "what show?" "Dora the explorer.. durr!"
7. Send a sad face and they'll ask why you are sad, you reply: "cuz i just looked at a picture of your face! :("
8. Send random drawings. For example:
() ()
(oo)
(uu)O and say "Look! It's a bunny!"
9. Keep changing your font color.
10. Send red, then orange, then yellow, then green, then blue, then purple, then pink, and tell them its a rainbow.
11. Tell them you are moving to Anarctica so they can have your ipod.
12. Send kissy faces even if it is a girl and say "I loveeee yoouuu (: <333"
13. Write random stuff (fajfsaighaigksnaoahg for example) and then tell them your cat jumped on the keyboard.
14. Tell them you g2g because its time for dinner at 3:00.
15. Get quotes off witty and keep sending them randomly.
16. On your away message/status write random stuff about the person you are talking to.
17. Erase your profile and on it write your friends name at the top instead of yours; [_____'s buddy info] and then write a bunch of weird stuff under it.
18. Start bursting out in song.
19. Say you have to go because it is time for your anger management class and then when they say okay bye or lol flip out at them.
20. Tell them you just made a new screename its: I hAtE _____ [<-- their name]
21. Ignore them for awhile.
22. Write in one of the symbol fonts.
**ALL MINE**
Oh my goodness this took me so long!
Hope you like!
Thought these would be pretty funny to do!
[I did some of them]
Rate for mee ;)

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woahitslovexo
posted a quote
March 24, 2009 3:16pm UTC

Y~cassidee~Y
i do requests! just commenttt!

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the_summers_breeze
posted a quote
May 26, 2009 3:39pm UTC

summer'09
it's gonna be fine
[partying hard]
s | t | a | y | i | n | g up late
inside jokes
it's gonna be great
times we'll never forget
summer'09 is gonna
be quite fine!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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cfall1997
posted a quote
March 22, 2009 4:58pm UTC

im the type of girl
that will burst out laughing for 20 mins even though nothings funny Ü

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